Post by zombie on Mar 30, 2017 1:56:59 GMT -5
We face the doors of a swanky hotel lobby as some rumbling is heard from outside. The two motorcycles park and Ketsuekigata Z walk in looking very out of place with their surroundings. Everyone inside pauses for a moment to take the two ragged ruffians in before going about their business. We approach and Kimitsu smacks us back.
“Fuck off!”
“Oh, sorry. It’s me, Jack, Rollo’s camera and technical guy. He’s running a bit late so just take a seat here and we’ll get started as soon as he gets here.”
“What got a damn podcaster all busy? Did Anastasia and Bryan release their sex tape or whatever the fuck?”
“Uh, he was looking for a babysitter.”
Kimitsu scoffs and goes to sit in the lounge area and Aokigahara plays himself up for the camera.
“Don’t worry we got this covered. We’ve been on the road a while. She’s just anxious to do this thing.”
“I’m tired. Hungry too… Why the hell are you recording anyway? I thought it was like a radio thing.”
“It’s a podcast but we sometimes put it on youtube as well. A- and I think your beauty would attract a lot of viewers.”
They stop and Kimitsu cracks up laughing.
“Calm that down, Casanova.”
“Attaboy.”
They sit on a couch across from us. Kimitsu hunches down and glares at the camera while Aokigahara picks up a National Geographic. They wait and she turns to him.
“So what were you saying earlier about your downtime?”
“I was saying that in the wild a tiger fasts for a while before meals. And when they do eat it’s hell on earth for the whole jungle.”
“But you got some in last time.”
“Only a morsel to take care of your business.”
She beams with appreciation. “Thanks for that, Uncle. Didn’t know you cared so much.”
“So are you done with Radford and Benson? Can we move on?”
“No. I still want some for myself but I’ll leave Radford be for as long as Austin has him on a leash. Once he’s done with that redneck I’ll be there to finish him… Where the hell is this guy? How long does it take to find a dumb teen to watch your dumb kids?”
“It’s like I was saying: Waiting makes things more enjoyable.”
“I can’t wait for this to be over.”
“Waiting will make the experience all the better.”
“Yeah, right. I bet you can’t wait to get back in the ring.”
“I really am looking forward to facing Dare and Young. Got a fast go-getter and a new face. I wonder what their limit is?”
“Here he is!”
A heavy set man with a long goatee and designs in his beard sits in between Kimitsu and Aokigahara. He lowers his sunglasses and looks the two over in greeting. Jack reaches into his pack and puts the microphones on the table.
“Hey guys, big fan. Huge. So glad you could make it. Sorry I’m late. Traffic and such. I would have still been out there if I wasn’t such a good driver. One of the best in this state, really.”
He pauses for them to interject with some praise but Kimitsu just stares forward and Aokigahara smiles at him.
“So let’s get started. I like your looks, guys. With names like yours I was expecting dirty rotten scoundrels or some dumb masks or something but punkish rough and tumble works too. We got the belts? Good. Who wants a breath mint? We ready, Jack?”
The sounds of Dragonforce’s Through the Fire and Flames are heard in the video and we see Titus Rollo sitting at a table with a microphone in front of him and huge headphones on his balding head.
Sitting on either side of him are Aokigahara and Kimitsu Zombie of Ketsuekigata Z. Their Dynamic Title belts are propped up in front of their microphones on the table. Rollo hands both of them some headphones and smiles for the camera.
“Welcome back, folks, to Episode 23 of Rollo’s All Wrestling Korner Podcast brought to you by Jerk Jerky. When you’re hungry, you become a Jerk. Have some jerky. Today I have a treat for you guys. Like always. It’s Ketsuekigata Z from the AWE. Kimitsu Zombie and Aokigahara Zombie are the current tag team champs in AWE with the Dynamic Championships. Congratulations on this success.”
Aokigahara smiles and bows and Kimitsu stares at the huge microphone in front of her and at the camera.
“So is this really is a podcast and a video?”
“Yes that’s right. The people will be able to both watch it on youtube and listen to it on itunes. But-”
“Why don’t you just do one? We can just do one, right. Why do audio if you can just record everything on the camera? We won’t need these damn earphones, Jack.”
Rollo grins at the camera. “Well this really kills two birds with one stone. It’s called diversification, woman.”
“Fine! *beep* I still better be able to *beep* curse.”
“I like to keep my shows PG-13. Family first.”
Kimitsu gives him a death stare until Aokigahara laughs at his squirming.
“Don’t mind her, Titus. She is just nervous about our upcoming match.”
“Yes, the AWE will have its Massacre 11 show at our very own Denny Sanford Premier Center this weekend. It looks to be another stacked card. Huge! Tell me about your match.”
“We face the champion of the Resilience Division and his partner JJ Young in the main event of the show. If we win, Kimitsu gets Dare Clemmens’ Resilience title and if they win they get our Dynamic titles. It’s a pretty big match for us.”
“A double title match! Sounds like there’s a lot of pressure on you guys. This question is brought to you by Alleyway Garage. When you break down come to the Alley. Not just a chop shop anymore....”
Kimitsu stealthily takes out a flask from an inside pocket of her jacket and starts to drink.
“Is this something you’ve had to deal with a lot in your career?”
“Oh, yeah, sure. Pressure to win, to eat, to just survive. Fighting itself is pressure. I fought against it for so long until it all went away one day and I learned how to fight again.”
“What was the turning point?”
“My first trip to Aokigahara, Titus.”
“Oh… Anyway! Aoki, can I call you that? Good. Aoki, are you sure you don’t feel this pressure to succeed? You are in the ring with three young wrestlers. Do you feel a bit inadequate in there?”
“No it’s the opposite. It’s invigorating being in there with active and flexible young people. They can cause a lot of damage just by sheer will alone. They might not know how to organize that damage for maximum and prolonged effectiveness but instead go for big impacts to end things quick.”
“Look at these scars, there. They’re perfect. Keep ‘em. Do I even have to ask which type of match you prefer?”
“I’m all for prolonged exposure to the danger. I take the time to enjoy fight and I hope my opponents do too. Dare Clemmens is the Resilience Champion. He has proven that he can take on any challenge and with such gusto. Did you see his last match with Zack? It was amazing. I like a gambling man and instead of thinking about his girl or trying to ignore the wisdom of the great Tony Chu he should just go all out in that ring with us. I’ll help clear his mind so that the only thing in it would be survival and hate. That ring will be his whole world and whatever he brings into it will only hurt his performance and disappoint everyone. Especially me.”
“Speaking of survival, we’re here at Hotel Brothers Hotel where your stay is serious business. Family business. His partner, JJ Young is the wild card in this match. He is virtually unknown in the business but he comes from Bragg Gym under Erica Bragg. What do you make of him?”
“Young seems like a great guy. He’s got that laid back air about him but that’s just hiding something. I know military when I see it and I bet he lasted a lot longer than I did. Anyway, he’s a killer. I can sniff it out. I just have to see what it’ll take to bring that side of him out. Shouldn’t be too hard. I want to find out why he got into this and if he’s got his whole heart in. If not then he won’t last the match.”
“Ultimately this is a tag team match. AWE’s Dynamic Division has had its ups and downs and Ketsuekigata Z has been the one mainstay followed closely by Blue Impulse. Is the division going to grow now with No Ca$h Value?”
“There’s a tension growing in the AWE. The other divisions are getting crowded and some people are looking to take what we have here. The titles and our names are going to earn a little more esteem with each defense and it starts now with No Ca$h Value."
Kimitsu chuckles a bit and shakes her head.
“Kimitsu? Care to join us, honey? What do you see when you put them together as a unit. What do you make of No Ca$h Value.”
“It’s just *beep*ing funny. That ain’t a team. Erica Bragg can’t just pull some *beep* out of her *beep* and throw together a team. And I don’t know who the *beep* she blew to get them a title match so quick. I mean, I know why I’m getting that Resilience title shot but why are Dare and Double J getting a crack at our titles? We earned these. I know we scared off most of the other teams on the roster off and made Hanzo cry himself to sleep each night but we’re the *beep*ing champions! Throw two other *beep* together and make them earn their shot.”
“Don’t you want a challenge?”
“It’s the only way to grow.”
“I do want a challenge but I just don’t really see one here as far as our Dynamic titles are concerned. All Dare’s gonna do is have a wet dream about us and try to overcome his inferiority complex when his demon handlers whisper in his ear. And they’re not the only ones that are gonna be tripping him up. *beep* a Clemmens. JJ Young is just gonna get in the damn way. He may know how to fight but does he know how to wrestle professionally. It took me years to get where I am and no *beep* rookie is gonna take my title away from me.”
“When I see the sharks circling I bite my tongue and let the blood seep out silently.”
“I see all of 'em looking at us. Thinking we aren’t special. *beep* We’ll let them know about what it means to be champions.”
“Speaking of team work, this podcast is also being brought to you by-”
Kimitsu takes a quick swig from the flask and sprays Rollo with a mist of liquor. He screams as Jack rushes over and tries to wipe off the microphones. Kimitsu watches them and doubles over with glee as Aokigahara walks over to the camera. He gets close and we see a bit of the car tissue on his forehead and some faint lines going down his cheek as he grins and waves before shutting the recording down.
“Fuck off!”
“Oh, sorry. It’s me, Jack, Rollo’s camera and technical guy. He’s running a bit late so just take a seat here and we’ll get started as soon as he gets here.”
“What got a damn podcaster all busy? Did Anastasia and Bryan release their sex tape or whatever the fuck?”
“Uh, he was looking for a babysitter.”
Kimitsu scoffs and goes to sit in the lounge area and Aokigahara plays himself up for the camera.
“Don’t worry we got this covered. We’ve been on the road a while. She’s just anxious to do this thing.”
“I’m tired. Hungry too… Why the hell are you recording anyway? I thought it was like a radio thing.”
“It’s a podcast but we sometimes put it on youtube as well. A- and I think your beauty would attract a lot of viewers.”
They stop and Kimitsu cracks up laughing.
“Calm that down, Casanova.”
“Attaboy.”
They sit on a couch across from us. Kimitsu hunches down and glares at the camera while Aokigahara picks up a National Geographic. They wait and she turns to him.
“So what were you saying earlier about your downtime?”
“I was saying that in the wild a tiger fasts for a while before meals. And when they do eat it’s hell on earth for the whole jungle.”
“But you got some in last time.”
“Only a morsel to take care of your business.”
She beams with appreciation. “Thanks for that, Uncle. Didn’t know you cared so much.”
“So are you done with Radford and Benson? Can we move on?”
“No. I still want some for myself but I’ll leave Radford be for as long as Austin has him on a leash. Once he’s done with that redneck I’ll be there to finish him… Where the hell is this guy? How long does it take to find a dumb teen to watch your dumb kids?”
“It’s like I was saying: Waiting makes things more enjoyable.”
“I can’t wait for this to be over.”
“Waiting will make the experience all the better.”
“Yeah, right. I bet you can’t wait to get back in the ring.”
“I really am looking forward to facing Dare and Young. Got a fast go-getter and a new face. I wonder what their limit is?”
“Here he is!”
A heavy set man with a long goatee and designs in his beard sits in between Kimitsu and Aokigahara. He lowers his sunglasses and looks the two over in greeting. Jack reaches into his pack and puts the microphones on the table.
“Hey guys, big fan. Huge. So glad you could make it. Sorry I’m late. Traffic and such. I would have still been out there if I wasn’t such a good driver. One of the best in this state, really.”
He pauses for them to interject with some praise but Kimitsu just stares forward and Aokigahara smiles at him.
“So let’s get started. I like your looks, guys. With names like yours I was expecting dirty rotten scoundrels or some dumb masks or something but punkish rough and tumble works too. We got the belts? Good. Who wants a breath mint? We ready, Jack?”
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The sounds of Dragonforce’s Through the Fire and Flames are heard in the video and we see Titus Rollo sitting at a table with a microphone in front of him and huge headphones on his balding head.
Sitting on either side of him are Aokigahara and Kimitsu Zombie of Ketsuekigata Z. Their Dynamic Title belts are propped up in front of their microphones on the table. Rollo hands both of them some headphones and smiles for the camera.
“Welcome back, folks, to Episode 23 of Rollo’s All Wrestling Korner Podcast brought to you by Jerk Jerky. When you’re hungry, you become a Jerk. Have some jerky. Today I have a treat for you guys. Like always. It’s Ketsuekigata Z from the AWE. Kimitsu Zombie and Aokigahara Zombie are the current tag team champs in AWE with the Dynamic Championships. Congratulations on this success.”
Aokigahara smiles and bows and Kimitsu stares at the huge microphone in front of her and at the camera.
“So is this really is a podcast and a video?”
“Yes that’s right. The people will be able to both watch it on youtube and listen to it on itunes. But-”
“Why don’t you just do one? We can just do one, right. Why do audio if you can just record everything on the camera? We won’t need these damn earphones, Jack.”
Rollo grins at the camera. “Well this really kills two birds with one stone. It’s called diversification, woman.”
“Fine! *beep* I still better be able to *beep* curse.”
“I like to keep my shows PG-13. Family first.”
Kimitsu gives him a death stare until Aokigahara laughs at his squirming.
“Don’t mind her, Titus. She is just nervous about our upcoming match.”
“Yes, the AWE will have its Massacre 11 show at our very own Denny Sanford Premier Center this weekend. It looks to be another stacked card. Huge! Tell me about your match.”
“We face the champion of the Resilience Division and his partner JJ Young in the main event of the show. If we win, Kimitsu gets Dare Clemmens’ Resilience title and if they win they get our Dynamic titles. It’s a pretty big match for us.”
“A double title match! Sounds like there’s a lot of pressure on you guys. This question is brought to you by Alleyway Garage. When you break down come to the Alley. Not just a chop shop anymore....”
Kimitsu stealthily takes out a flask from an inside pocket of her jacket and starts to drink.
“Is this something you’ve had to deal with a lot in your career?”
“Oh, yeah, sure. Pressure to win, to eat, to just survive. Fighting itself is pressure. I fought against it for so long until it all went away one day and I learned how to fight again.”
“What was the turning point?”
“My first trip to Aokigahara, Titus.”
“Oh… Anyway! Aoki, can I call you that? Good. Aoki, are you sure you don’t feel this pressure to succeed? You are in the ring with three young wrestlers. Do you feel a bit inadequate in there?”
“No it’s the opposite. It’s invigorating being in there with active and flexible young people. They can cause a lot of damage just by sheer will alone. They might not know how to organize that damage for maximum and prolonged effectiveness but instead go for big impacts to end things quick.”
“Look at these scars, there. They’re perfect. Keep ‘em. Do I even have to ask which type of match you prefer?”
“I’m all for prolonged exposure to the danger. I take the time to enjoy fight and I hope my opponents do too. Dare Clemmens is the Resilience Champion. He has proven that he can take on any challenge and with such gusto. Did you see his last match with Zack? It was amazing. I like a gambling man and instead of thinking about his girl or trying to ignore the wisdom of the great Tony Chu he should just go all out in that ring with us. I’ll help clear his mind so that the only thing in it would be survival and hate. That ring will be his whole world and whatever he brings into it will only hurt his performance and disappoint everyone. Especially me.”
“Speaking of survival, we’re here at Hotel Brothers Hotel where your stay is serious business. Family business. His partner, JJ Young is the wild card in this match. He is virtually unknown in the business but he comes from Bragg Gym under Erica Bragg. What do you make of him?”
“Young seems like a great guy. He’s got that laid back air about him but that’s just hiding something. I know military when I see it and I bet he lasted a lot longer than I did. Anyway, he’s a killer. I can sniff it out. I just have to see what it’ll take to bring that side of him out. Shouldn’t be too hard. I want to find out why he got into this and if he’s got his whole heart in. If not then he won’t last the match.”
“Ultimately this is a tag team match. AWE’s Dynamic Division has had its ups and downs and Ketsuekigata Z has been the one mainstay followed closely by Blue Impulse. Is the division going to grow now with No Ca$h Value?”
“There’s a tension growing in the AWE. The other divisions are getting crowded and some people are looking to take what we have here. The titles and our names are going to earn a little more esteem with each defense and it starts now with No Ca$h Value."
Kimitsu chuckles a bit and shakes her head.
“Kimitsu? Care to join us, honey? What do you see when you put them together as a unit. What do you make of No Ca$h Value.”
“It’s just *beep*ing funny. That ain’t a team. Erica Bragg can’t just pull some *beep* out of her *beep* and throw together a team. And I don’t know who the *beep* she blew to get them a title match so quick. I mean, I know why I’m getting that Resilience title shot but why are Dare and Double J getting a crack at our titles? We earned these. I know we scared off most of the other teams on the roster off and made Hanzo cry himself to sleep each night but we’re the *beep*ing champions! Throw two other *beep* together and make them earn their shot.”
“Don’t you want a challenge?”
“It’s the only way to grow.”
“I do want a challenge but I just don’t really see one here as far as our Dynamic titles are concerned. All Dare’s gonna do is have a wet dream about us and try to overcome his inferiority complex when his demon handlers whisper in his ear. And they’re not the only ones that are gonna be tripping him up. *beep* a Clemmens. JJ Young is just gonna get in the damn way. He may know how to fight but does he know how to wrestle professionally. It took me years to get where I am and no *beep* rookie is gonna take my title away from me.”
“When I see the sharks circling I bite my tongue and let the blood seep out silently.”
“I see all of 'em looking at us. Thinking we aren’t special. *beep* We’ll let them know about what it means to be champions.”
“Speaking of team work, this podcast is also being brought to you by-”
Kimitsu takes a quick swig from the flask and sprays Rollo with a mist of liquor. He screams as Jack rushes over and tries to wipe off the microphones. Kimitsu watches them and doubles over with glee as Aokigahara walks over to the camera. He gets close and we see a bit of the car tissue on his forehead and some faint lines going down his cheek as he grins and waves before shutting the recording down.
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