Post by Amis FN Shelton on Nov 14, 2016 23:42:44 GMT -5
AWE Spokesperson: "So yeah, with that said the entire AWE is confident that we can continue to build from the successful debut show and become a real powerhouse in the world of wrestling."
The camera is now live in a makeshift press room in the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA. There are a handful of photographers and reporters from various different news outlets present as they look for a scoop ahead of the second Massacre show.
Amis FN Shelton: "You're damn fuckin' right!"
The door to the press room swings open and everyone's attention turns towards the entrance of the room as Amis Shelton proudly walks in. The photographers and reporters begin clamouring for Amis' attention as he steps to the podium. He taps the spokesperson on the shoulder.
Amis FN Shelton: "Alright good job, Mickey. I'll take it from here. C'mon get to stepping."
Amis ushers the spokesperson away from the podium. He slams his hands on the top of the podium and grins.
Amis FN Shelton: "Right then! Who's first eh?"
The reporters begin to speak all at once. Amis settles them down and chooses one reporter to ask a question.
Reporter 1: "Amis, how does it feel to sign with the AWE?"
Amis FN Shelton: "How does it feel? Maybe you should ask them how it feels to have a superstar like Amis Shelton on their roster."
Reporter 2: "The rumble match for the Resilience Championship features some great competitors like Colgate Crusher for example. I wa--"
Amis FN Shelton: "Who?"
Reporter 2: "Colgate Crusher."
Amis FN Shelton: "Who the fuck is that guy? I didn't know my dentist decided to change his career path.. I'm an Aquafresh guy anyway. But on a serious note, he seems to be a fan favourite around here. Doesn't change the fact that I'm twice the man he is and ten times the better wrestler."
Amis points at another reporter for another question.
Reporter 3: "The match also features S.O.B and many consider him to have a huge chip on his shoulder. Does this give him the edge in this match?"
Amis FN Shelton: "No? Why would it? Look, the guy is pushing fifty. He's way past his prime and should be having a look at which retirement home he should move in to. Do you honestly think for a single second that Samuel can keep up with someone like Amis Fucking Shelton? I'd wrestle circles around that pensioner. Next question."
Reporter 1: "Some would say that the women in this match pose a big threat. What are your thoughts on Trinity and Carmen?"
Amis FN Shelton: "Trinity used to be in a Triad apparently, scary stuff. I gave Carmen a pity follow on Twitter, boo boo. But don't think for a second that I'm going to take it easy on the two of them just because they female. This is professional wrestling and once you step inside that ring to compete it's fair game and they both better be ready to go. Otherwise they'll be easy pickings."
Reporter 2: "What about the BFW trio of Sinister Minister, Benny Stevens and Kimitsu Zombie?"
The Real Fuckin' Deal chuckles before answering.
Amis FN Shelton: "Do you know what those three have in common? They weren't ever the BFW World Champion. Amis Shelton on the other hand was a TWO TIME World Champion, the first and the last. Sinister is nothing without his boyfriend Akragth, who's seemingly gone MIA. He's not going to be a problem in this match. Kimitsu or YoYo.. I actually like her. She's a cool chick and it would sadden me just a little bit if I had to eliminate her.. Now Benny Stevens on the other hand, did you know that he used to wear dresses? Anyway I'm eliminating that dumb fuck first if given the opportunity. All the shit talk on Twitter, well Amis Shelton is here now. You might of dropped the dresses but Amis Shelton is going to make you look like a little bitch."
Reporter 4: "What about the current Resilient Champion, Zack Fantana? He looked impressive last show to win the Resilient Championship. Some peo--"
Amis FN Shelton: "Ah bingo! We've finally gotten to the second most important person in this match. I've heard quite a bit about Zack Fantana from his previous work. Now you won't hear me say this a lot about other people, but Fantana is pretty good at what he does. He can talk the talk and walk the walk and he's got a good history behind him. But he's never faced Amis Shelton. For as good as Zackary may be, I'm not called the Real Fuckin' Deal for no reason.
Let me remind you all of a few important details. My name is Amis Shelton. The Real Fuckin' Deal and the Dream Eater. I am one of a kind. Often imitated but NEVER equalled. When all of you think of the perfect wrestler, I am the result no question about it. I have the look, I have the ability that surpasses pretty much everyone and when I speak, people listen. So listen to this.."
Amis leans forward. The reporters and photographers listen keenly.
Amis FN Shelton: "I'm going to win the Rumble match tonight and walk out of here as the Resilience Champion and I'm hoping that they have the actual title ready for me. Winning tonight marks the beginning.. The beginning of FN WorldWide. Amis Shelton plans on taking over the wrestling world federation by federation.. Title by title. I'll be damned if there's anyone out there can put a stop to what I'm going to accomplish because looking at the competitors in this match right now? Amis winning tonight looks more like a formality than anything else. No more questions."
With that said, Amis walks away from the podium and heads towards the exit. Reporters try to get their last questions in but Amis ignores them and leaves. The scene fades to black.
The camera is now live in a makeshift press room in the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA. There are a handful of photographers and reporters from various different news outlets present as they look for a scoop ahead of the second Massacre show.
Amis FN Shelton: "You're damn fuckin' right!"
The door to the press room swings open and everyone's attention turns towards the entrance of the room as Amis Shelton proudly walks in. The photographers and reporters begin clamouring for Amis' attention as he steps to the podium. He taps the spokesperson on the shoulder.
Amis FN Shelton: "Alright good job, Mickey. I'll take it from here. C'mon get to stepping."
Amis ushers the spokesperson away from the podium. He slams his hands on the top of the podium and grins.
Amis FN Shelton: "Right then! Who's first eh?"
The reporters begin to speak all at once. Amis settles them down and chooses one reporter to ask a question.
Reporter 1: "Amis, how does it feel to sign with the AWE?"
Amis FN Shelton: "How does it feel? Maybe you should ask them how it feels to have a superstar like Amis Shelton on their roster."
Reporter 2: "The rumble match for the Resilience Championship features some great competitors like Colgate Crusher for example. I wa--"
Amis FN Shelton: "Who?"
Reporter 2: "Colgate Crusher."
Amis FN Shelton: "Who the fuck is that guy? I didn't know my dentist decided to change his career path.. I'm an Aquafresh guy anyway. But on a serious note, he seems to be a fan favourite around here. Doesn't change the fact that I'm twice the man he is and ten times the better wrestler."
Amis points at another reporter for another question.
Reporter 3: "The match also features S.O.B and many consider him to have a huge chip on his shoulder. Does this give him the edge in this match?"
Amis FN Shelton: "No? Why would it? Look, the guy is pushing fifty. He's way past his prime and should be having a look at which retirement home he should move in to. Do you honestly think for a single second that Samuel can keep up with someone like Amis Fucking Shelton? I'd wrestle circles around that pensioner. Next question."
Reporter 1: "Some would say that the women in this match pose a big threat. What are your thoughts on Trinity and Carmen?"
Amis FN Shelton: "Trinity used to be in a Triad apparently, scary stuff. I gave Carmen a pity follow on Twitter, boo boo. But don't think for a second that I'm going to take it easy on the two of them just because they female. This is professional wrestling and once you step inside that ring to compete it's fair game and they both better be ready to go. Otherwise they'll be easy pickings."
Reporter 2: "What about the BFW trio of Sinister Minister, Benny Stevens and Kimitsu Zombie?"
The Real Fuckin' Deal chuckles before answering.
Amis FN Shelton: "Do you know what those three have in common? They weren't ever the BFW World Champion. Amis Shelton on the other hand was a TWO TIME World Champion, the first and the last. Sinister is nothing without his boyfriend Akragth, who's seemingly gone MIA. He's not going to be a problem in this match. Kimitsu or YoYo.. I actually like her. She's a cool chick and it would sadden me just a little bit if I had to eliminate her.. Now Benny Stevens on the other hand, did you know that he used to wear dresses? Anyway I'm eliminating that dumb fuck first if given the opportunity. All the shit talk on Twitter, well Amis Shelton is here now. You might of dropped the dresses but Amis Shelton is going to make you look like a little bitch."
Reporter 4: "What about the current Resilient Champion, Zack Fantana? He looked impressive last show to win the Resilient Championship. Some peo--"
Amis FN Shelton: "Ah bingo! We've finally gotten to the second most important person in this match. I've heard quite a bit about Zack Fantana from his previous work. Now you won't hear me say this a lot about other people, but Fantana is pretty good at what he does. He can talk the talk and walk the walk and he's got a good history behind him. But he's never faced Amis Shelton. For as good as Zackary may be, I'm not called the Real Fuckin' Deal for no reason.
Let me remind you all of a few important details. My name is Amis Shelton. The Real Fuckin' Deal and the Dream Eater. I am one of a kind. Often imitated but NEVER equalled. When all of you think of the perfect wrestler, I am the result no question about it. I have the look, I have the ability that surpasses pretty much everyone and when I speak, people listen. So listen to this.."
Amis leans forward. The reporters and photographers listen keenly.
Amis FN Shelton: "I'm going to win the Rumble match tonight and walk out of here as the Resilience Champion and I'm hoping that they have the actual title ready for me. Winning tonight marks the beginning.. The beginning of FN WorldWide. Amis Shelton plans on taking over the wrestling world federation by federation.. Title by title. I'll be damned if there's anyone out there can put a stop to what I'm going to accomplish because looking at the competitors in this match right now? Amis winning tonight looks more like a formality than anything else. No more questions."
With that said, Amis walks away from the podium and heads towards the exit. Reporters try to get their last questions in but Amis ignores them and leaves. The scene fades to black.