Post by Austin Gale on Nov 17, 2016 14:09:10 GMT -5
Austin: “Despicable.”
If Austin had to describe how he was feeling, irritated would be putting it lightly. He had put out a message on his twitter letting his fans know he would be doing a Q&A for his next video. Having expected people to ask questions about him so he couldn’t believe it when all of the questions were about his opponents. Irritated definitely didn’t describe how he was feeling. Austin was irate. He quickly pulled on a shirt and downed the rest of his scotch before dropping down into his chair. He would give the people what they wanted but would not be happy doing so. Grabbing the remote for his camera, Austin hit the record button.
Austin: “Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Emphasis on the ladies. I released a tweet asking for questions to make a Q&A video and you all answered the call. I debated giving you a long spiel but figured I would jump right into it for your benefit and mine.”
Q: “How do you feel about the signing of Amis Shelton to the Resilience Division?”
Austin: “Ah yes, Amis Shelton. I would be lying if I told you I had any idea who he was outside of AWE. All I’ve seen so far is what he has had to say since showing up. He truly thinks he’s top shit doesn’t he? He has won this title and that title. Most of which are in companies that no longer exist. Here’s the thing, don’t act like you’re the top dog until you’ve proven it here. You’re walking into a match where the title is on the line so what happens if you lose? Do you keep talking about how you’re the best even when you couldn’t get the job done? So far you’re not the top shit, you’re just shit. Next question.”
Q: “How dare you say Carmen looks like Benny! She’s beautiful and looks nothing like a guy!”
Austin: “First, that wasn’t even a question. Second, whatever your sexual preferences are, are up to you, man. All I know is she runs around telling the world about her boo-boo. Boo-boo this. Boo-boo that. Seriously, if it hurts that much, run home and get your mommy to kiss it better. You’re just another person in this division claiming to be the best. You can’t talk about how much better than the dress wearing freak Benny is when so far you’ve both came up short against the champ.”
Q: “I’ve seen you and Kimitsu Zombie going back and forth on twitter. Don’t you think it will be awkward facing her in this match?”
Austin: “Listen. You have to know when to separate business and pleasure. When it comes to the match, I’m all business. I could drop her with Gale Force and toss her out of the ring without feeling an ounce of remorse. And after I take care of the business, I’ll carry her back to my place so we can get started on the pleasure.”
Q: “What about Sinister Minister? Do you think he has a better chance with the aid of American Tommy?”
Austin: “Is Tommy boy supposed to be an aid? The kid is one chromosome away from being a water buffalo. He’s going to spend more time prancing around ringside trying to perform magic tricks or hitting on Kimitsu, who has already picked a superior man, than helping Sinister Minister. Sinister really can’t be that great if he requires the aid of Forrest Gump’s uglier cousin. He’s just cannon fodder to beef the match up. And the final question will be…”
Q: “You and a large portion of the roster has shrugged off Colgate Carnage even though he has praised most of you. Don’t you think you should consider him a little more of a threat?”
Austin: “Wait, that wasn’t just a typo? I thought someone wrote that name down as a joke. Seriously, who picks a name of a toothpaste brand and matches it up with something like Carnage? Kudos for the alliteration but come on. I guess if he has praised me in any way I shouldn’t be as harsh on him. But this is the wrestling business not a dental office. All he’s done is set a wall in front of himself.”
Rising from his seat, Austin takes a moment to straighten the wrinkles out of his shirt. He paces over to the table next to him and pours himself another glass of scotch. Knocking back the entire glass, he turns back towards the camera.
Austin: “Listen. I understand that a lot of people see me as just another rich kid showing off his daddy’s money. I get that. I’m arrogant. I’m brash. And I truly believe I’m better than everyone else. You see there is a saying for the people who are untrained in their field. Fake it till you make it. Well guess what, the guy with no real wrestling training is fighting for the title. Money is key.”
With a final wink towards the camera, Austin grabs the remote and stops the recording.
If Austin had to describe how he was feeling, irritated would be putting it lightly. He had put out a message on his twitter letting his fans know he would be doing a Q&A for his next video. Having expected people to ask questions about him so he couldn’t believe it when all of the questions were about his opponents. Irritated definitely didn’t describe how he was feeling. Austin was irate. He quickly pulled on a shirt and downed the rest of his scotch before dropping down into his chair. He would give the people what they wanted but would not be happy doing so. Grabbing the remote for his camera, Austin hit the record button.
Austin: “Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Emphasis on the ladies. I released a tweet asking for questions to make a Q&A video and you all answered the call. I debated giving you a long spiel but figured I would jump right into it for your benefit and mine.”
Q: “How do you feel about the signing of Amis Shelton to the Resilience Division?”
Austin: “Ah yes, Amis Shelton. I would be lying if I told you I had any idea who he was outside of AWE. All I’ve seen so far is what he has had to say since showing up. He truly thinks he’s top shit doesn’t he? He has won this title and that title. Most of which are in companies that no longer exist. Here’s the thing, don’t act like you’re the top dog until you’ve proven it here. You’re walking into a match where the title is on the line so what happens if you lose? Do you keep talking about how you’re the best even when you couldn’t get the job done? So far you’re not the top shit, you’re just shit. Next question.”
Q: “How dare you say Carmen looks like Benny! She’s beautiful and looks nothing like a guy!”
Austin: “First, that wasn’t even a question. Second, whatever your sexual preferences are, are up to you, man. All I know is she runs around telling the world about her boo-boo. Boo-boo this. Boo-boo that. Seriously, if it hurts that much, run home and get your mommy to kiss it better. You’re just another person in this division claiming to be the best. You can’t talk about how much better than the dress wearing freak Benny is when so far you’ve both came up short against the champ.”
Q: “I’ve seen you and Kimitsu Zombie going back and forth on twitter. Don’t you think it will be awkward facing her in this match?”
Austin: “Listen. You have to know when to separate business and pleasure. When it comes to the match, I’m all business. I could drop her with Gale Force and toss her out of the ring without feeling an ounce of remorse. And after I take care of the business, I’ll carry her back to my place so we can get started on the pleasure.”
Q: “What about Sinister Minister? Do you think he has a better chance with the aid of American Tommy?”
Austin: “Is Tommy boy supposed to be an aid? The kid is one chromosome away from being a water buffalo. He’s going to spend more time prancing around ringside trying to perform magic tricks or hitting on Kimitsu, who has already picked a superior man, than helping Sinister Minister. Sinister really can’t be that great if he requires the aid of Forrest Gump’s uglier cousin. He’s just cannon fodder to beef the match up. And the final question will be…”
Q: “You and a large portion of the roster has shrugged off Colgate Carnage even though he has praised most of you. Don’t you think you should consider him a little more of a threat?”
Austin: “Wait, that wasn’t just a typo? I thought someone wrote that name down as a joke. Seriously, who picks a name of a toothpaste brand and matches it up with something like Carnage? Kudos for the alliteration but come on. I guess if he has praised me in any way I shouldn’t be as harsh on him. But this is the wrestling business not a dental office. All he’s done is set a wall in front of himself.”
Rising from his seat, Austin takes a moment to straighten the wrinkles out of his shirt. He paces over to the table next to him and pours himself another glass of scotch. Knocking back the entire glass, he turns back towards the camera.
Austin: “Listen. I understand that a lot of people see me as just another rich kid showing off his daddy’s money. I get that. I’m arrogant. I’m brash. And I truly believe I’m better than everyone else. You see there is a saying for the people who are untrained in their field. Fake it till you make it. Well guess what, the guy with no real wrestling training is fighting for the title. Money is key.”
With a final wink towards the camera, Austin grabs the remote and stops the recording.