Post by sinisterminister on Nov 17, 2016 16:09:22 GMT -5
Sinister Minister is riding in a car to the arena as the driver is bobbing and weaving through the streets of Philadelphia. There hasn't been any small talk going on other than pleasantries when Sinister Minister got into the vehicle. As Sinister Minister is looking out the window as he nears the arena he notices a commotion on the side of the street.
Sinister Minister: "What in the world?"
As they get closer to the commotion he notices that none other than American Tommy.
Sinister Minister: "Pull over up here next to all that..."
The driver pulls over and Sinister Minister gets out of the car. He watches as American Tommy is building a fence around a Mexican food truck vender. The food vender is throwing shit at American Tommy, but he doesn't care. American Tommy keeps stacking pallets and boxes around the vender.
American Tommy: "Trump, mother fucker. Build that wall!"
Sinister Minister walks up and grabs American Tommy by the collar and drags him back to the car, opens it up and throws him in. Sinister Minister jumps in and motions for the driver to go. Sinister Minister gives American Tommy a disappointed look.
American Tommy: "It's my American right, muggle. I'm just helping Trump get started! What the hell are we doing in Philly anyways? This place is the armpit for muggles. It's absolutely a dumpster fire in this place and they should let it keep burning like Hilary Clinton's chances to ever become president!"
Sinister Minister: "I've signed with a new company called Alpha Wrestling Empire. You should see some familiar faces here."
American Tommy's eyes widen and he smiles.
American Tommy: "Who?!"
Sinister Minister: "Benny Stevens for one."
American Tommy shakes his head in disgust.
American Tommy: "Pull over, I'm out of here. Count me out! That needle dick, dress wearin' mother fucker likes to wink at me. He's a fruit cake looking for some cream filling and he isn't getting it from me!"
The driver looks back at Sinister Minister who motions for him to keep driving.
Sinister Minister: "Zack Fantana"
American Tommy: "The only Fantanasy that man has ever fulfilled was his father's when he realized he wasn't a flaming homosexual."
Sinister Minister: "Amis Shelton."
American Tommy: "Amis Fucking Shelton is in AWE and not dead? He hasn't suffocated from having his head stuck so far up his ass? That beady eyed muggle has a hot wife though. I was waiting for the invitation to his funeral so I could bag the grieving widow."
Sinister Minister looks at American Tommy and smiles.
Sinister Minister: "YoYo is here as well."
American Tommy grabs his heart and pretends to faint, folding in the back of the car. He pops up and situates himself again.
American Tommy: "The love of my life! Is Tokyo here too? I can't stand that walking contraceptive."
Sinister Minister shakes his head no.
Sinister Minister: " I think you mean walking contradiction."
American Tommy: "No, I meant what I said. A walking contraceptive is what he is. When he is around not one fucker is getting pregnant. Fucking cock block that man is. I've been trying to drink her pleasure juice for a while, but marker face has been standing in my way. My smooth words are not the reason I've failed with YoYo, it's all Tokyo's fault! Without him standing in my way she will melt like putty! Mark my words, I will find out if her vagina is really slanted or not like Bobby Franchise told me!"
Sinister Minister smirks and American Tommy rubs his hands together.
American Tommy: "So who do you wrestle?"
Sinister Minister: "Well, those 3 are in the match and then Trinity Jones, Carmen Cambridge, Colgate Carnage, Dominic Lawson, S.O.B., and Austin Gale and it's for the strap.
American Tommy scrunches his face together like he smells something rotten.
American Tommy: "Austin Gale? More like Austin GAYle, am I right? That stupid muggle is trying to get into YoYo's cookie jar. He's sniffing around her honey pot. He's trying to sniff that flower and I'm not going to stand for it. I don't care how well that man wrestle's he looks like he has down syndrome. I think he's one head bump away from gaining that extra chromosome for it to be complete. This man! Ugh!"
Sinister Minister shakes his head and looks out the window. You can see the arena in the distance now.
American Tommy: "I don't even know who any of the other people are. I'm sure they will be quick work. You obviously got this in the bag. You have Harry Potter by your side and you are fighting a bunch of stupid muggles."
Sinister Minister: "You just need to stay out of my way and let me do my own thing."
American Tommy: "I don't know why YoYo is even in the match when I'm coming down to ringside with you. She's going to be distracted because she is going to want to play grab ass while this is all going down and I'm going to oblige her. She loves me! She wants to play with Harry's wand!"
Sinister Minister: "Yah Yah Yah..."
The car pulls up to the arena and Sinister Minister hands the driver a tip and steps out of the car. American Tommy grabs the tip as he leaves and shoves it in his pocket.
American Tommy: "Thanks, Muggle."
American Tommy throws a chocolate coin at him and shuts the door. The driver drops the bags curbside and takes off.
American Tommy looks at Sinister Minister.
American Tommy: "Well, let's go find YoYo."
American Tommy walks towards the arena as Sinister Minister stands there. He looks around studying the surroundings.
Sinister Minister: "Well, here we go again..."
The camera fades to black.
Sinister Minister: "What in the world?"
As they get closer to the commotion he notices that none other than American Tommy.
Sinister Minister: "Pull over up here next to all that..."
The driver pulls over and Sinister Minister gets out of the car. He watches as American Tommy is building a fence around a Mexican food truck vender. The food vender is throwing shit at American Tommy, but he doesn't care. American Tommy keeps stacking pallets and boxes around the vender.
American Tommy: "Trump, mother fucker. Build that wall!"
Sinister Minister walks up and grabs American Tommy by the collar and drags him back to the car, opens it up and throws him in. Sinister Minister jumps in and motions for the driver to go. Sinister Minister gives American Tommy a disappointed look.
American Tommy: "It's my American right, muggle. I'm just helping Trump get started! What the hell are we doing in Philly anyways? This place is the armpit for muggles. It's absolutely a dumpster fire in this place and they should let it keep burning like Hilary Clinton's chances to ever become president!"
Sinister Minister: "I've signed with a new company called Alpha Wrestling Empire. You should see some familiar faces here."
American Tommy's eyes widen and he smiles.
American Tommy: "Who?!"
Sinister Minister: "Benny Stevens for one."
American Tommy shakes his head in disgust.
American Tommy: "Pull over, I'm out of here. Count me out! That needle dick, dress wearin' mother fucker likes to wink at me. He's a fruit cake looking for some cream filling and he isn't getting it from me!"
The driver looks back at Sinister Minister who motions for him to keep driving.
Sinister Minister: "Zack Fantana"
American Tommy: "The only Fantanasy that man has ever fulfilled was his father's when he realized he wasn't a flaming homosexual."
Sinister Minister: "Amis Shelton."
American Tommy: "Amis Fucking Shelton is in AWE and not dead? He hasn't suffocated from having his head stuck so far up his ass? That beady eyed muggle has a hot wife though. I was waiting for the invitation to his funeral so I could bag the grieving widow."
Sinister Minister looks at American Tommy and smiles.
Sinister Minister: "YoYo is here as well."
American Tommy grabs his heart and pretends to faint, folding in the back of the car. He pops up and situates himself again.
American Tommy: "The love of my life! Is Tokyo here too? I can't stand that walking contraceptive."
Sinister Minister shakes his head no.
Sinister Minister: " I think you mean walking contradiction."
American Tommy: "No, I meant what I said. A walking contraceptive is what he is. When he is around not one fucker is getting pregnant. Fucking cock block that man is. I've been trying to drink her pleasure juice for a while, but marker face has been standing in my way. My smooth words are not the reason I've failed with YoYo, it's all Tokyo's fault! Without him standing in my way she will melt like putty! Mark my words, I will find out if her vagina is really slanted or not like Bobby Franchise told me!"
Sinister Minister smirks and American Tommy rubs his hands together.
American Tommy: "So who do you wrestle?"
Sinister Minister: "Well, those 3 are in the match and then Trinity Jones, Carmen Cambridge, Colgate Carnage, Dominic Lawson, S.O.B., and Austin Gale and it's for the strap.
American Tommy scrunches his face together like he smells something rotten.
American Tommy: "Austin Gale? More like Austin GAYle, am I right? That stupid muggle is trying to get into YoYo's cookie jar. He's sniffing around her honey pot. He's trying to sniff that flower and I'm not going to stand for it. I don't care how well that man wrestle's he looks like he has down syndrome. I think he's one head bump away from gaining that extra chromosome for it to be complete. This man! Ugh!"
Sinister Minister shakes his head and looks out the window. You can see the arena in the distance now.
American Tommy: "I don't even know who any of the other people are. I'm sure they will be quick work. You obviously got this in the bag. You have Harry Potter by your side and you are fighting a bunch of stupid muggles."
Sinister Minister: "You just need to stay out of my way and let me do my own thing."
American Tommy: "I don't know why YoYo is even in the match when I'm coming down to ringside with you. She's going to be distracted because she is going to want to play grab ass while this is all going down and I'm going to oblige her. She loves me! She wants to play with Harry's wand!"
Sinister Minister: "Yah Yah Yah..."
The car pulls up to the arena and Sinister Minister hands the driver a tip and steps out of the car. American Tommy grabs the tip as he leaves and shoves it in his pocket.
American Tommy: "Thanks, Muggle."
American Tommy throws a chocolate coin at him and shuts the door. The driver drops the bags curbside and takes off.
American Tommy looks at Sinister Minister.
American Tommy: "Well, let's go find YoYo."
American Tommy walks towards the arena as Sinister Minister stands there. He looks around studying the surroundings.
Sinister Minister: "Well, here we go again..."
The camera fades to black.