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Post by Colgate Carnage on Dec 4, 2016 19:34:20 GMT -5
“Colgate, Colgate can I have a minute?”
Colgate turns just as he’s about to open his locker to find Selena the intern - who no one in AWE remembers hiring, rushing towards him with mic in hand. As he turns we see a deep bruise forming around his left eye. Teeth are fucking mint though, don’t you worry about that.
“Oh hey, I’ve got to get home to an ice bath soon or I won’t be able to move my arms above my head for the rest of the week. I’ve got a few minutes though.”
“Awesome thanks! You were on the losing end to Ana Hayden tonight and look to have fallen out of Resilience divisional rankings, can I have your thoughts on tonight?”
A heavy sigh is unleashed from Colgate Carnage as he feels the effects of the night.
“I went for the Carnage Bomb tonight. I’ve never hit it before and it would have been over if I had of, no doubt. Instead I fell out of the ring… again. My ribs feel like they are about to collapse in on themselves.”
“Ana’s been calling herself the MVP of AWE on twitter after her win tonight.”
“She’s tough, I’ll give her that. She won because I failed to win tonight… does that make sense? Wait. It was my match to win or lose, she was just lucky enough to be there… Yeah, yeah that’s what I mean. Next time I won’t fall out of the ring… Next time I’ll show the fans that I’m deserving of them cheering me on. I’ll show the AWE that the Resilience division isn’t the second tier and that Colgate Carnage is a force to be reckoned with.”
Colgate turns back to his locker and opens it. It’s filled to the brim with Colgate brand toothpaste tubes, which stream out of his locker and pool around his feet.
“Real mature guys.”
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