Post by Amis FN Shelton on Jan 2, 2017 21:26:36 GMT -5
In this world there are two types of people: Those who shout at others and those who are the shouted at. You could consider Amis Shelton to be one of the former as he stands in front of a random AWE worker, berating the poor human.
Amis FN Shelton: "Alright Jim, who the fuck was responsible for writing the preview for today's show?"
AWE Worker: "I--"
Amis FN Shelton: "Did you even read it yourself? I don't think you did, in fact I know you didn't! Because if you did, you'd get this shit changed immediately!"
AWE Worker: "S--"
Amis FN Shelton: "I fucking quote: 'In spite of rocky starts, nothing can take away from the fact that Sinister Minister and Amis Shelton may be two of the toughest on offer in the Resilience Division'."
AWE Worker: "..."
Amis FN Shelton: "In spite of rocky starts.. Are you kidding me? Losing ONCE to Zack Fantana counts as a rocky start? Tell me Jack, who wrote this garbage!?"
The worker doesn't respond immediately, expecting Amis to cut him off.
AWE Worker: "It was Hannah, sir. But please take it easy, she's just an intern.. She doesn't even get paid!"
Amis FN Shelton: "You had an intern handle something as important as the preview of the card!? My character and reputation could be damaged because of the carelessness of a stupid intern. I should sue this company!"
AWE Worker: "There isn't any need for that Amis, we'll get it changed--"
Amis FN Shelton: "No, you will not do anything! I can't trust you, Hannah or any other of those morons you call colleagues, to do anything right around here. Instead, here's what I want you and the rest of those monkeys to do tonight. I want to pull up the show onto each and every monitor you have in that office and I want you to actually WATCH the show tonight, paying extra attention to my fatal four way match versus Drew Stevenson, Sinister Minister and that waste of space, Benny Stevens. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now?"
AWE Worker: "Yes A--"
Amis FN Shelton: "I don't think you do, Sonny. Let me explain it to you. Amis Shelton is at least THREE heads and pairs of shoulders above those other three men in terms of wrestling skill. Let's start with Sinister Minister. Sin and I have a history in a place that 'does not matter' and he was the second most relevant person in a three man team they called The Order. Newsflash for those who even care, American Tommy was the real star of that group. That should tell you enough about the type of person that Sin is, that he allows himself to be upstaged by a man child who's obsessed with Harry Potter.
If there's anything that stupid statement that Hannah put out related too, then it was to Sinister Minister. He's the one with the rocky start and his trek will only continue because there is no way, and Amis means absolutely NO WAY that he walks out tonight as the victor. He was a loser and in the other place and he's even more of a loser now. Losers do not win."
Amis raises a finger in front of the worker, who feels quite uncomfortable with Amis trash talking his opponents in front of him.
Amis FN Shelton: "Speaking of losers, Drew Stevenson. Perhaps the most decorated wrestler in this company. He's been there and done that, except for one thing. Drew Stevenson has yet to share the ring with Amis Shelton. His entire career means nothing unless he beats me and Amis is in no mood to validate careers tonight. Especially when it seems that he's taken one too many bumps to that ugly ass head. He mentioned that you're unable to comment on whether someone's the greatest of all time or not. But Amis knows, in fact I want to see if you know, Jimmy. Who is the greatest of all time?"
The worker sighs.
AWE Worker: "Amis Shelton?"
Amis FN Shelton: "You're damn right. Amis Fucking Shelton is the Real Fucking Deal and the greatest wrestler of all time. Proven. Fact. Drew Stevenson can focus and berate that third rate wrestler Benny like a schoolteacher all he wants but all that means is that he's taken his eye off the real threat in this match. Me. Let me ask you another question, James. How can Drew Stevenson possibly plan on utilizing the many suplexes in his arsenal when he's on the receiving end of a Dream Eater? Or when he's tied up in the Clutch of Amis? Don't answer, I'll tell you. The answer is simple, he can't. As soon as the bell rings, that squared circle belongs to me and I dictate what happens. Simple."
Amis relaxes for a second before returning to the worker.
Amis FN Shelton: "You better watch and think long and hard before letting an intern manage the preview card when Amis is booked. Capiche?"
Amis walks off as the scene fades to black.[/font][/b]
Amis FN Shelton: "Alright Jim, who the fuck was responsible for writing the preview for today's show?"
AWE Worker: "I--"
Amis FN Shelton: "Did you even read it yourself? I don't think you did, in fact I know you didn't! Because if you did, you'd get this shit changed immediately!"
AWE Worker: "S--"
Amis FN Shelton: "I fucking quote: 'In spite of rocky starts, nothing can take away from the fact that Sinister Minister and Amis Shelton may be two of the toughest on offer in the Resilience Division'."
AWE Worker: "..."
Amis FN Shelton: "In spite of rocky starts.. Are you kidding me? Losing ONCE to Zack Fantana counts as a rocky start? Tell me Jack, who wrote this garbage!?"
The worker doesn't respond immediately, expecting Amis to cut him off.
AWE Worker: "It was Hannah, sir. But please take it easy, she's just an intern.. She doesn't even get paid!"
Amis FN Shelton: "You had an intern handle something as important as the preview of the card!? My character and reputation could be damaged because of the carelessness of a stupid intern. I should sue this company!"
AWE Worker: "There isn't any need for that Amis, we'll get it changed--"
Amis FN Shelton: "No, you will not do anything! I can't trust you, Hannah or any other of those morons you call colleagues, to do anything right around here. Instead, here's what I want you and the rest of those monkeys to do tonight. I want to pull up the show onto each and every monitor you have in that office and I want you to actually WATCH the show tonight, paying extra attention to my fatal four way match versus Drew Stevenson, Sinister Minister and that waste of space, Benny Stevens. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now?"
AWE Worker: "Yes A--"
Amis FN Shelton: "I don't think you do, Sonny. Let me explain it to you. Amis Shelton is at least THREE heads and pairs of shoulders above those other three men in terms of wrestling skill. Let's start with Sinister Minister. Sin and I have a history in a place that 'does not matter' and he was the second most relevant person in a three man team they called The Order. Newsflash for those who even care, American Tommy was the real star of that group. That should tell you enough about the type of person that Sin is, that he allows himself to be upstaged by a man child who's obsessed with Harry Potter.
If there's anything that stupid statement that Hannah put out related too, then it was to Sinister Minister. He's the one with the rocky start and his trek will only continue because there is no way, and Amis means absolutely NO WAY that he walks out tonight as the victor. He was a loser and in the other place and he's even more of a loser now. Losers do not win."
Amis raises a finger in front of the worker, who feels quite uncomfortable with Amis trash talking his opponents in front of him.
Amis FN Shelton: "Speaking of losers, Drew Stevenson. Perhaps the most decorated wrestler in this company. He's been there and done that, except for one thing. Drew Stevenson has yet to share the ring with Amis Shelton. His entire career means nothing unless he beats me and Amis is in no mood to validate careers tonight. Especially when it seems that he's taken one too many bumps to that ugly ass head. He mentioned that you're unable to comment on whether someone's the greatest of all time or not. But Amis knows, in fact I want to see if you know, Jimmy. Who is the greatest of all time?"
The worker sighs.
AWE Worker: "Amis Shelton?"
Amis FN Shelton: "You're damn right. Amis Fucking Shelton is the Real Fucking Deal and the greatest wrestler of all time. Proven. Fact. Drew Stevenson can focus and berate that third rate wrestler Benny like a schoolteacher all he wants but all that means is that he's taken his eye off the real threat in this match. Me. Let me ask you another question, James. How can Drew Stevenson possibly plan on utilizing the many suplexes in his arsenal when he's on the receiving end of a Dream Eater? Or when he's tied up in the Clutch of Amis? Don't answer, I'll tell you. The answer is simple, he can't. As soon as the bell rings, that squared circle belongs to me and I dictate what happens. Simple."
Amis relaxes for a second before returning to the worker.
Amis FN Shelton: "You better watch and think long and hard before letting an intern manage the preview card when Amis is booked. Capiche?"
Amis walks off as the scene fades to black.[/font][/b]