Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2017 12:32:11 GMT -5
Robertson: No Benny, it wasn't a “trap” that you formulated because you’re no Admiral Ackbar!
Making that famous Star Wars reference, he shakes his head while continuing to speak.
Robertson: The only thing that has happened here is that the stupidity level has risen beyond what I thought possible. One man talks about banging cows, then you have you Benny who talks about my client being a walking contradiction, which is asinine and ironically enough; the man who had a stick up his ass, Amis, may have been the most “logical” with his PMS like actions.
The best question to ask here is, what in the hell is going on?
Throwing up his hands, it has gotten incredibly strange and definitely retarded.
Robertson: I understand that Cuppola is an odd man but even he never forgot what this MATCH was about, WRESTLING!
See Benny, if you and Sinister want to play Connect 4 or Harry Potter in the corner then put on your special helmets, go to the corner and allow the match to ensue because I promise you that for all of the “retardation” that has ultimately ensued this past week? My client, Mr. Stevenson, doesn't care about your foolish attitude.
He doesn't give a rats ass that the two of you like to run around with your thumbs up your asses because victory is on the horizon and it doesn't have Benny Stevens, Sinister or Amis F’N Shelton standing at the top of the hill outlined by the sun like in Platoon.
Now sure, it’ll have a few broken bodies. A few broken spirits but that happens in a match like this. The great thing about the three of you though? Two of you seem too stupid to understand what's going to happen and the third is so focused on “other matters” that he wasn't ever really here to begin with, now was he?
Questioning Amis’ dedication to this match in particular, Mark knew that his head was elsewhere and he was going to exploit that.
Robertson: No, he hasn't been but you know what? It doesn't matter because he has to answer to that when the press is in his face, grilling him about his lack of heart in this thing just as the two of you, tweedle dee and tweedle dumb have to answer for the fact that you spent more time on acting like first graders than professional wrestlers.
Yes I know, you don't care, right? You don't want to be some “boring” on-screen personality so the two of you play with each other's wands and pretend that magic shoots out, right? Newsflash guys, it's not real and if you thought Voldemort was bad then wait until you step into the ring against my client because trust me — magic won't save any of you and neither will “imaginary” traps.
Taking a moment to pause, he straightens his tie and looks incredibly professional.
Robertson: But at the end of the day Benny, you said something that I found humorous: that you wouldn't tap out, even if my client ripped your arm off and you know what? That's fine, don't tap out because a three count works just as well in our opinion.
Rising to his feet, he simply smiles not having much left to say.
Robertson: But you were right Benny, we’ll see you in Ohio and when we do? You don't have to stop because my client will run right through you. As the old saying goes, everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face and you're no different Benny, remember that!
Pointing at the camera as if pointing at Benny directly, he exits the scene with nothing further to say.
Making that famous Star Wars reference, he shakes his head while continuing to speak.
Robertson: The only thing that has happened here is that the stupidity level has risen beyond what I thought possible. One man talks about banging cows, then you have you Benny who talks about my client being a walking contradiction, which is asinine and ironically enough; the man who had a stick up his ass, Amis, may have been the most “logical” with his PMS like actions.
The best question to ask here is, what in the hell is going on?
Throwing up his hands, it has gotten incredibly strange and definitely retarded.
Robertson: I understand that Cuppola is an odd man but even he never forgot what this MATCH was about, WRESTLING!
See Benny, if you and Sinister want to play Connect 4 or Harry Potter in the corner then put on your special helmets, go to the corner and allow the match to ensue because I promise you that for all of the “retardation” that has ultimately ensued this past week? My client, Mr. Stevenson, doesn't care about your foolish attitude.
He doesn't give a rats ass that the two of you like to run around with your thumbs up your asses because victory is on the horizon and it doesn't have Benny Stevens, Sinister or Amis F’N Shelton standing at the top of the hill outlined by the sun like in Platoon.
Now sure, it’ll have a few broken bodies. A few broken spirits but that happens in a match like this. The great thing about the three of you though? Two of you seem too stupid to understand what's going to happen and the third is so focused on “other matters” that he wasn't ever really here to begin with, now was he?
Questioning Amis’ dedication to this match in particular, Mark knew that his head was elsewhere and he was going to exploit that.
Robertson: No, he hasn't been but you know what? It doesn't matter because he has to answer to that when the press is in his face, grilling him about his lack of heart in this thing just as the two of you, tweedle dee and tweedle dumb have to answer for the fact that you spent more time on acting like first graders than professional wrestlers.
Yes I know, you don't care, right? You don't want to be some “boring” on-screen personality so the two of you play with each other's wands and pretend that magic shoots out, right? Newsflash guys, it's not real and if you thought Voldemort was bad then wait until you step into the ring against my client because trust me — magic won't save any of you and neither will “imaginary” traps.
Taking a moment to pause, he straightens his tie and looks incredibly professional.
Robertson: But at the end of the day Benny, you said something that I found humorous: that you wouldn't tap out, even if my client ripped your arm off and you know what? That's fine, don't tap out because a three count works just as well in our opinion.
Rising to his feet, he simply smiles not having much left to say.
Robertson: But you were right Benny, we’ll see you in Ohio and when we do? You don't have to stop because my client will run right through you. As the old saying goes, everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face and you're no different Benny, remember that!
Pointing at the camera as if pointing at Benny directly, he exits the scene with nothing further to say.