Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2017 12:53:32 GMT -5
Personal Chat Message Conversation Transcript:
“DoubleDogDare” & “Nova”
9:30pm
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DoubleDogDare: ASL?
Nova1701: Old enough/Treat me right/Are you a stalker?
DoubleDogDare: LoL. Don’t you want to know mine?
Nova1701: I already do.
DoubleDogDare: We chat before?
Nova1701: No. I just data mine like it's my job. You have an ugly twitter account.
DoubleDogDare: Oh that. I’m competing with Donald Trump for dumbest account.
Nova1701: You’re winning.
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10:15pm
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DoubleDogDare: Thought you took off on me.
Nova1701: I considered it, but got bored with my book.
DoubleDogDare: What are you reading?
Nova1701: Overly dramatic vampire smut.
DoubleDogDare: Like romance novel porn?
DoubleDogDare: “Soon his purple helmeted warrior dove into her quivering mound of love pudding.”
Nova1701: Nothing that overt. In fact, no smut at all. Thought it would be, but turns out, it’s mostly just exposition and impossible stakes.
DoubleDogDare: Sounds like the CWF.
Nova1701: What?
DoubleDogDare: I meant EWC.
Nova1701: What?
DoubleDogDare: Nevermind.
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10:48pm
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Nova1701: They’re wrestling things.
DoubleDogDare: Yeah. Barely, but yeah.
Nova1701: Wrestling is fake, right?
DoubleDogDare: Not to CWF and EWC. Very real to them...Damnit.
Nova1701: I don’t like guys who cuss
DoubleDogDare: That’s good, I seldom cuss.
Nova1701: You cuss a ton on your twitter.
DoubleDogDare: Oh that? Yeah. You’re right. That's just for effect, though.
Nova1701: You dirty little liar.
DoubleDogDare: I just do it for fun. I could stop. Like if a super hot lady showed up and gave me a good reason to stop.
Nova1701: Like Erica Bragg?
DoubleDogDare: Yeah. She’s pretty hot.
Nova1701: Seems like you might get in trouble if you fool around on her.
DoubleDogDare: She’s my manager and yeah maybe I licked some chocolate off of her, but it was like Thanksgiving or something. That’s normal for the holidays.
Nova1701: Is it?
DoubleDogDare: Yeah come for Thanksgiving and I’ll show you.
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02:55am
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Nova1701: Are you really going to shoot a promo where you show your dick to the world?
DoubleDogDare: I highly doubt the whole world will be watching.
Nova1701: That’s crazy. You’ll get arrested.
DoubleDogDare: I made a promise and I’m going to keep it.
Nova1701: Do you think you’ll enjoy jail and all the assrape that comes with it?
DoubleDogDare: That’s, like, prison. Not jail.
Nova1701: You should just send the dick pic to me, then. Not the world.
DoubleDogDare: Yeah? I dunno. Why would I want to?
Nova1701: Maybe if you show me yours, I’ll show you mine?
DoubleDogDare: You have a dick?
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03:22am
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Nova1701: Smart mouthed little punk.
DoubleDogDare: Come on, you were asking for that one.
Nova1701: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. In a completely female and male exchanging pictures of their genitals, kind of way, to clarify. Punk.
DoubleDogDare: I don’t know if I want to do that.
Nova1701: I dare you, then.
DoubleDogDare: There are plenty of other ladies out there who are a lot nicer to me.
Nova1701: I double dare you.
DoubleDogDare: Woah now, let’s think about this.
Nova1701: I double DOG dare you.
DoubleDogDare: It’s on.
Nova1701: I look forward to seeing what you’ve got.
DoubleDogDare: Likewise!
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“DoubleDogDare” & “Nova”
9:30pm
‘Nova1701’ has logged on
DoubleDogDare: ASL?
Nova1701: Old enough/Treat me right/Are you a stalker?
DoubleDogDare: LoL. Don’t you want to know mine?
Nova1701: I already do.
DoubleDogDare: We chat before?
Nova1701: No. I just data mine like it's my job. You have an ugly twitter account.
DoubleDogDare: Oh that. I’m competing with Donald Trump for dumbest account.
Nova1701: You’re winning.
‘Nova1701’ has logged off
10:15pm
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DoubleDogDare: Thought you took off on me.
Nova1701: I considered it, but got bored with my book.
DoubleDogDare: What are you reading?
Nova1701: Overly dramatic vampire smut.
DoubleDogDare: Like romance novel porn?
DoubleDogDare: “Soon his purple helmeted warrior dove into her quivering mound of love pudding.”
Nova1701: Nothing that overt. In fact, no smut at all. Thought it would be, but turns out, it’s mostly just exposition and impossible stakes.
DoubleDogDare: Sounds like the CWF.
Nova1701: What?
DoubleDogDare: I meant EWC.
Nova1701: What?
DoubleDogDare: Nevermind.
‘Nova1701’ has logged off
10:48pm
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Nova1701: They’re wrestling things.
DoubleDogDare: Yeah. Barely, but yeah.
Nova1701: Wrestling is fake, right?
DoubleDogDare: Not to CWF and EWC. Very real to them...Damnit.
Nova1701: I don’t like guys who cuss
DoubleDogDare: That’s good, I seldom cuss.
Nova1701: You cuss a ton on your twitter.
DoubleDogDare: Oh that? Yeah. You’re right. That's just for effect, though.
Nova1701: You dirty little liar.
DoubleDogDare: I just do it for fun. I could stop. Like if a super hot lady showed up and gave me a good reason to stop.
Nova1701: Like Erica Bragg?
DoubleDogDare: Yeah. She’s pretty hot.
Nova1701: Seems like you might get in trouble if you fool around on her.
DoubleDogDare: She’s my manager and yeah maybe I licked some chocolate off of her, but it was like Thanksgiving or something. That’s normal for the holidays.
Nova1701: Is it?
DoubleDogDare: Yeah come for Thanksgiving and I’ll show you.
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02:55am
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Nova1701: Are you really going to shoot a promo where you show your dick to the world?
DoubleDogDare: I highly doubt the whole world will be watching.
Nova1701: That’s crazy. You’ll get arrested.
DoubleDogDare: I made a promise and I’m going to keep it.
Nova1701: Do you think you’ll enjoy jail and all the assrape that comes with it?
DoubleDogDare: That’s, like, prison. Not jail.
Nova1701: You should just send the dick pic to me, then. Not the world.
DoubleDogDare: Yeah? I dunno. Why would I want to?
Nova1701: Maybe if you show me yours, I’ll show you mine?
DoubleDogDare: You have a dick?
‘Nova1701’ has logged off
03:22am
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Nova1701: Smart mouthed little punk.
DoubleDogDare: Come on, you were asking for that one.
Nova1701: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. In a completely female and male exchanging pictures of their genitals, kind of way, to clarify. Punk.
DoubleDogDare: I don’t know if I want to do that.
Nova1701: I dare you, then.
DoubleDogDare: There are plenty of other ladies out there who are a lot nicer to me.
Nova1701: I double dare you.
DoubleDogDare: Woah now, let’s think about this.
Nova1701: I double DOG dare you.
DoubleDogDare: It’s on.
Nova1701: I look forward to seeing what you’ve got.
DoubleDogDare: Likewise!
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