Post by tommystone on Jan 30, 2017 11:40:30 GMT -5
The scene opens to the sunny streets of New York, New York. Tommy Stone walks out of a coffee shop, the name of which is blurred out for obvious legal reasons. He seems a touch bit chilly, given the fact he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, cargo pants, and flip flops, not something wise to wear in the dead of winter. But he simply acts as though nothing was wrong, as he walks down the street, the camera following him as he sips his coffee. Tommy passes several people, to which he is given odd looks. Tommy winks at the ladies, only for them to quickly walk away with looks of concern heavily weighing on their faces.
A-A-A-Ain't nothing wrong with letting the fans know that Florida's Finest is in town!... If you can even c-call this place a town, it's too... loud to be a town. N-No this is more like a melting pot of rude and weird looking people, ain't none of them even rocking normal clothes! I-I swear it's such a nice day out and everyone is wearing coats and jeans, not p-putting the goods out for display. Kinda like AWE management!
He takes a sip of his coffee as if his life depended on it. He looks down at the cup as he continues walking, almost falling and busting his ass on an icy sidewalk. Tommy tries his hardest to save face and not drop his coffee, a task that was proving rather difficult.
God d-damn it! Why is the sidewalk slippery, it didn't even rain last night! Anyhow, it seems like management doesn't have one hundred percent faith in the ability of Tommy Stone to main event, that's understandable, but a god damn dark match? You see there's something that management doesn't quite understand, you see a great wrestling show is a lot like trying to prepare a good meal for the customer. You don't offer the customer steak as the opener, you offer them bread and butter. Tommy Stone is not bread and butter good sirs, Tommy Stone is more of a steak kinda wrestler. And you see, I'm smart I check the twitter machine.
I happen to know that right now AWE is missing a rather hot ticket item in their menu. AWE has lost Amis Shelton, that huge void has to be filled with something, or else the customers are going to eat at a different wrestling establishment. This is where Florida's Finest comes in, you replace the pork tenderloin with a nice steak. But instead I've been relegated to what can only be assumed the bathroom break match, tragic! A travesty to the paying fans of AWE, a travesty to those who want to see Florida's Finest first match in almost a year, and most of all, a travesty to Florida's Finest, who's gotta wrestle some guy he's never even heard of! Truly a struggle the likes of which we have never seen in the state of New York!
Tommy makes this comment around a pair of homeless people, who seem to be eyeing down Tommy for all that he's got on him. Tommy seems oblivious as the homeless seem to be sizing him up, but back down as soon as they notice the camera. Tommy shakes his head in disappointment of his "tragedy". He walks up on several people holding picket signs.
See! These people know the struggle, excuse me miss, what is it you are picketing? Surely it's gotta be the cause everyone is talking about!
The woman gets right in the camera with her sign, which reads "TR--- MUST DIE". The name of the individual is blurred out for liability reasons.
That's RIGHT! He's a monster that must be stopped! I heard he eats babies an-
Tommy signals for the camera to cut away, static is seen on the screen for a bit, and it clips back to Tommy Stone seemingly jogging away from the picketers, not wanting anything more to do with them.
Ok, so maybe not everyone in New York has heard of the struggle...yet! But it's going to happen! Just you wait! I'm going to show management... the structure of which I'm not entirely certain of yet... I'm going to show them that Tommy Stone is not someone to sleep on, he's a hot market commodity that's just waiting to shoot up! They say to take stock in things like google and Netflix, but I'll give you a stock booking tip for free, because Florida's Finest is just such a nice guy, the real stock you wanna invest in, is Tommy Enterprises!
Tommy finishes his coffee and catches his breath after making it quite the distance away from the picketers. He rubs his arms trying to generate some form of heat, to which he is unsuccessful.
God damn it why is it so god damn cold up here?! In my home town it's 78 degrees outside right now, why on God's green earth is there a place this cold with people in it? I've been in meat coolers hotter than this! You know what? I think I'm going to go hunt down a member of management myself, have a little bit of a discussion as to why they feel the need to have me even before the opener.
With this, Tommy decides to push the camera away from him and storm off, presumably to hunt down who he thinks is "management" in AWE. The screen fades to black with a slightly irate Tommy walking off in the distance, getting continued odd looks from people passing by on the street from his terrible choice in winter wear.
A-A-A-Ain't nothing wrong with letting the fans know that Florida's Finest is in town!... If you can even c-call this place a town, it's too... loud to be a town. N-No this is more like a melting pot of rude and weird looking people, ain't none of them even rocking normal clothes! I-I swear it's such a nice day out and everyone is wearing coats and jeans, not p-putting the goods out for display. Kinda like AWE management!
He takes a sip of his coffee as if his life depended on it. He looks down at the cup as he continues walking, almost falling and busting his ass on an icy sidewalk. Tommy tries his hardest to save face and not drop his coffee, a task that was proving rather difficult.
God d-damn it! Why is the sidewalk slippery, it didn't even rain last night! Anyhow, it seems like management doesn't have one hundred percent faith in the ability of Tommy Stone to main event, that's understandable, but a god damn dark match? You see there's something that management doesn't quite understand, you see a great wrestling show is a lot like trying to prepare a good meal for the customer. You don't offer the customer steak as the opener, you offer them bread and butter. Tommy Stone is not bread and butter good sirs, Tommy Stone is more of a steak kinda wrestler. And you see, I'm smart I check the twitter machine.
I happen to know that right now AWE is missing a rather hot ticket item in their menu. AWE has lost Amis Shelton, that huge void has to be filled with something, or else the customers are going to eat at a different wrestling establishment. This is where Florida's Finest comes in, you replace the pork tenderloin with a nice steak. But instead I've been relegated to what can only be assumed the bathroom break match, tragic! A travesty to the paying fans of AWE, a travesty to those who want to see Florida's Finest first match in almost a year, and most of all, a travesty to Florida's Finest, who's gotta wrestle some guy he's never even heard of! Truly a struggle the likes of which we have never seen in the state of New York!
Tommy makes this comment around a pair of homeless people, who seem to be eyeing down Tommy for all that he's got on him. Tommy seems oblivious as the homeless seem to be sizing him up, but back down as soon as they notice the camera. Tommy shakes his head in disappointment of his "tragedy". He walks up on several people holding picket signs.
See! These people know the struggle, excuse me miss, what is it you are picketing? Surely it's gotta be the cause everyone is talking about!
The woman gets right in the camera with her sign, which reads "TR--- MUST DIE". The name of the individual is blurred out for liability reasons.
That's RIGHT! He's a monster that must be stopped! I heard he eats babies an-
Tommy signals for the camera to cut away, static is seen on the screen for a bit, and it clips back to Tommy Stone seemingly jogging away from the picketers, not wanting anything more to do with them.
Ok, so maybe not everyone in New York has heard of the struggle...yet! But it's going to happen! Just you wait! I'm going to show management... the structure of which I'm not entirely certain of yet... I'm going to show them that Tommy Stone is not someone to sleep on, he's a hot market commodity that's just waiting to shoot up! They say to take stock in things like google and Netflix, but I'll give you a stock booking tip for free, because Florida's Finest is just such a nice guy, the real stock you wanna invest in, is Tommy Enterprises!
Tommy finishes his coffee and catches his breath after making it quite the distance away from the picketers. He rubs his arms trying to generate some form of heat, to which he is unsuccessful.
God damn it why is it so god damn cold up here?! In my home town it's 78 degrees outside right now, why on God's green earth is there a place this cold with people in it? I've been in meat coolers hotter than this! You know what? I think I'm going to go hunt down a member of management myself, have a little bit of a discussion as to why they feel the need to have me even before the opener.
With this, Tommy decides to push the camera away from him and storm off, presumably to hunt down who he thinks is "management" in AWE. The screen fades to black with a slightly irate Tommy walking off in the distance, getting continued odd looks from people passing by on the street from his terrible choice in winter wear.