Post by tommystone on Feb 10, 2017 0:54:13 GMT -5
The scene opens to a rather sunny morning in what can only be presumed as a New York park. The morning dew is freshly laid upon the grass with little hints of snow lacing the trees. The animals are in perfect harmony as they carry out what mother nature has hardwired into them, one such animal however, didn't seem to get the memo. The camera pans to a man attempting to jog along the sidewalk of the park. The camera focuses on the man, and it's Tommy Stone! Tommy is wearing a ridiculous jogging suit, the likes of which seemed to come straight from a seventies music video. In one hand is a cup of coffee, and the other is a disgusting looking protein bar. Tommy notices the cameraman and stop moving. He bends over to catch his breath as the camera catches up to him.
Fuck... gimme a sec... there's something about this air... it's too damn dry!... Jesus... so I guess it's already time for a promo? I swear you people come out of the woods to try and find people. Did you know there was a 6AM? I thought that was a myth. Florida's Finest requires at least 10 hours of sleep to perform at maximum efficiency, but this week is gonna be different.
Tommy drinks the life water known as coffee, not thinking ahead of the impending cramps to come.
I knew that the first match isn't always about winning, it's something you learn from being around as much as I've been. Sometimes a swift kick to the dick is just as powerful as a squash match. Sure I may have taken a bit of a hit in the win/loss category, but clearly someone noticed in the higher-ups because Tommy Stone is opening the season up against the Fantansmic Zack Fantana! A man that I've teamed up with in the past, but I don't think we ever actually fought. So know they want to start the season off with a bang and set up the mega match of the century! Stone Vs. Fantana has a chance to set the bar in AWE in terms of what a good match should be. Hell, we should get our friend the magic man involv-
A shiver is visibly seen going down Tommy's spine at the mention of the "magic man". Tommy shakes it off and starts doing some rather awkward looking stretches as old people speed past him as fast as they can.
You know on second thought, let's not bring him in... it would probably be best of all of us. But you know what? Tommy Vs Zack is more than enough to put the people in their seats, but there's also something that I've noticed on the twitter machine... no one's mentioning the match! Not even my opponent Zack Fantana. Zack I thought we were amigos, I thought we were comrades in arms after suffering through the madness of a certain Keller. But you know what I'm going to make you remember me, I'm going to make you think of my size 13 boot when you wake up in the morning. Everyone so caught up with this Rankings system that they've forgotten the key rule to wrestling, relevancy.
Tommy continues his onslaught of weird stretches and he seems to start cramping, he tries to stretch it out, only making it worse in the process.
I...eh...
Tommy bends backwards to almost an impossible angle, before a cracking noise is heard, Tommy snaps back to a normal stance and seems much better.
As I was saying! It's all about remembering who was doing what in their career, Like Christian Jones is going to remember me every time he tries to have kids and blinky the one eyed captain shoots blanks. That referee is going to remember making a shitty call when I get my hands on him for disqualifying me after letting almost everyone else in the empire get away with it. Maybe this place needs hardcore Tommy to make an appearance, I may not look like it but I've suffered some pretty nasty shit in my day... but going down history lane isn't going to help anyone right now. It's all about this new era of kids, and Tommy Stone is gonna show them that he can still hang with the best of them... and you can't get much better than Fantana.
Tommy goes for one final stretch, this time he went for broke and tried to touch his toes, he bends all the way down and lets out a victory roar, scaring the elderly nearby.
You see that? I haven't done that in a quick minute... since my Global Empire days! Fantana I know I said I'm gonna make you remember me, but you better hope you're taking this match seriously. You may have lost at the Executive Action, but I promise you that you ain't even close to rock bottom yet, if you sleep on Florida's Finest, It's going to come back to bite you in the ass. I may have gotten disqualified against Christian Jones, but that's because he wasn't even in the same league as Tommy Stone, you on the other hand, you are straight on my level. No dick kicks this time, this time it's going to be the finest that AWE has to offer going one on one in the ring... and if that ain't the best thing wrestling has to offer, I don't know what is.
With that comment, Tommy wipes the sweat from his brow and takes another sip of coffee, before dropping the cup and bolts down the sidewalk, going back to whatever form of training he has conjured up, the camera fades to black as the camera pans back to the sunrise above the park.
Fuck... gimme a sec... there's something about this air... it's too damn dry!... Jesus... so I guess it's already time for a promo? I swear you people come out of the woods to try and find people. Did you know there was a 6AM? I thought that was a myth. Florida's Finest requires at least 10 hours of sleep to perform at maximum efficiency, but this week is gonna be different.
Tommy drinks the life water known as coffee, not thinking ahead of the impending cramps to come.
I knew that the first match isn't always about winning, it's something you learn from being around as much as I've been. Sometimes a swift kick to the dick is just as powerful as a squash match. Sure I may have taken a bit of a hit in the win/loss category, but clearly someone noticed in the higher-ups because Tommy Stone is opening the season up against the Fantansmic Zack Fantana! A man that I've teamed up with in the past, but I don't think we ever actually fought. So know they want to start the season off with a bang and set up the mega match of the century! Stone Vs. Fantana has a chance to set the bar in AWE in terms of what a good match should be. Hell, we should get our friend the magic man involv-
A shiver is visibly seen going down Tommy's spine at the mention of the "magic man". Tommy shakes it off and starts doing some rather awkward looking stretches as old people speed past him as fast as they can.
You know on second thought, let's not bring him in... it would probably be best of all of us. But you know what? Tommy Vs Zack is more than enough to put the people in their seats, but there's also something that I've noticed on the twitter machine... no one's mentioning the match! Not even my opponent Zack Fantana. Zack I thought we were amigos, I thought we were comrades in arms after suffering through the madness of a certain Keller. But you know what I'm going to make you remember me, I'm going to make you think of my size 13 boot when you wake up in the morning. Everyone so caught up with this Rankings system that they've forgotten the key rule to wrestling, relevancy.
Tommy continues his onslaught of weird stretches and he seems to start cramping, he tries to stretch it out, only making it worse in the process.
I...eh...
Tommy bends backwards to almost an impossible angle, before a cracking noise is heard, Tommy snaps back to a normal stance and seems much better.
As I was saying! It's all about remembering who was doing what in their career, Like Christian Jones is going to remember me every time he tries to have kids and blinky the one eyed captain shoots blanks. That referee is going to remember making a shitty call when I get my hands on him for disqualifying me after letting almost everyone else in the empire get away with it. Maybe this place needs hardcore Tommy to make an appearance, I may not look like it but I've suffered some pretty nasty shit in my day... but going down history lane isn't going to help anyone right now. It's all about this new era of kids, and Tommy Stone is gonna show them that he can still hang with the best of them... and you can't get much better than Fantana.
Tommy goes for one final stretch, this time he went for broke and tried to touch his toes, he bends all the way down and lets out a victory roar, scaring the elderly nearby.
You see that? I haven't done that in a quick minute... since my Global Empire days! Fantana I know I said I'm gonna make you remember me, but you better hope you're taking this match seriously. You may have lost at the Executive Action, but I promise you that you ain't even close to rock bottom yet, if you sleep on Florida's Finest, It's going to come back to bite you in the ass. I may have gotten disqualified against Christian Jones, but that's because he wasn't even in the same league as Tommy Stone, you on the other hand, you are straight on my level. No dick kicks this time, this time it's going to be the finest that AWE has to offer going one on one in the ring... and if that ain't the best thing wrestling has to offer, I don't know what is.
With that comment, Tommy wipes the sweat from his brow and takes another sip of coffee, before dropping the cup and bolts down the sidewalk, going back to whatever form of training he has conjured up, the camera fades to black as the camera pans back to the sunrise above the park.