Post by Ben-Stev on Feb 13, 2017 21:14:54 GMT -5
We are taken to the University of Washington Medical Center – one of the best hospitals in the USA. The scene fades in a room which is mostly populated with children that go from five to ten years old judging by their appearance.
The camera quickly focuses the risked sign on the entrance door. It would only say “cancer patients” – however, we can notice that it’s been risked and, instead, it reads “brave survivors!”. They're having fun as an individual wearing a bunny costume does a silly dance move. The bunny lifts up a basket filled with chocolate bars, such that hypes the kids up. Next, he raises his left arm and requests silence – and so they do.
“Bunny Man would like to thank each and every single one of you kids for the awesome morning! I’m having a blast, friendos! But… Unfortunately, I must take my leave.” the voice’s muffled due to the over-sized headpiece so we cannot tell who that is with precision.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!” the kids shout as the bunny slowly shakes his head.
“I know… But let’s look on the bright side, shall we? I brought chocolate! Lots of chocolate!”
One of the children raises her hand and immediately asks the following.
“But it’s not even Easter yet, Bunny Man!”
“Ummm… Yeah. I just felt like bringing some chocolate earlier this year because… Y’know, I’ve gotta deliver too many eggs all over the world! There are too many kids out there and Bunny Man would never ever leave them hanging!”
“Awwwww!” they complain after that speech. Fortunately, the bunny begins to distribute the chocolate so it’s like the kids have forgotten their frustration.
“Now remember, kids. Respect your parents, focus on your studies and eat healthy food… Well, except for today – y’all get a free pass today, courtesy of the Bunny Man!”
“Say goodbye to the Bunny Man, children!” a doctor says.
“BYEEEEEE BUNNY MAN!”
The bunny bows and then leaves the room. The camera follows him as he walks along the corridor. Finally, the person gets in a locker room and takes a seat on a large bench.
“Such a good day for the Bunny Maaaaaaaaaaan!”
A chuckle is heard as the headpiece is slowly removed by the person. It’s finally done and, to our surprise, the man in the costume is no one other than Benny Stevens. Although it’s a cold day, the sweat drips down his face.
“Hello, Bindy Trent.”
He rests the headpiece on the bench and looks at it for a moment.
“Ok, first of all, I know I fucked up… I should’ve chosen Buzz Lightyear or Superman. Honestly? The seller suggested me Deadpool but this ain’t no rated R show. Plus, the store only had this costume and I was kinda late so I was like ‘ehhh, why not?’”
Benny turns his attention to the camera.
“Now don’t get me wrong – I’m not fishing for compliments. Believe it or not, but I do volunteering every week. I mean, even crazy motherfuckers such as myself can bring positivity to our society, right? I had only told close friends about this; however, I didn’t feel like hiding it anymore. I’m not saying that it’s a shame for me – nope! I wear this corny costume with pride. The thing is I feel like the good-hearted people don’t really need to actually tell the whole world that they are… Good people. Their actions speak for themselves.
Seems like I'm contradicting myself, but I’m only doing this because my opponent, Bindy Trent, inspired me. I don’t feel a need to disrespect you, Bindy. I have this vision of the Resilience division and I’d like to share it with you all. You see, we have the big four in our division – four wrestlers that obviously excel when compared to the rest.
You’re one of them, Bindy.
You, me, Zack Fantana and Dare Clemmens. We are the big four. Each of us possess a specific feature that put us above the rest. You, Bindy, have the attitude. I’m talking about being positive and a good role model to the roster overall – it’s fantastic and I praise you for that. But I also have my doubts... See, sometimes I feel like you’re actually seeking validation from us all. I mean, let’s be honest, there’s no way a person can be positive 100% of the times. So it feels like you’re doing your best to look positive when, in reality, you’re angry and bitter about your losses. And y’know what? I don’t even blame you, Bindy… I used to be like that. I used to act as if I didn’t care but that shit was getting on my nerves.
When I look at you, I see a talented wrestler that just wants to get paid and entertain the fans – therefore, you don’t really care about glory and titles. Your attitude puts you on a whole new level of altruism… Right? Hell, you even volunteered to represent Thirteen at Executive Action. You volunteered to get added to a title match!
Incredible!
You did what every single wrestler in AWE would do, though… Except you tried to sugar coat it and make it look like you were only doing it for Thirteen and the company. Truth is you just wanted the glory for yourself. It’s not just about getting paid and having fun, Bindy… You want your name at the top and that’s commendable. I just don’t get why you need to portray the whole goody two shoes attitude, y’know? Is it a mind game? I mean, Dare's pretty much enthralled by your charm and you even managed to defeat him! Obviously, you're a highly skilled wrestler, but you've gotta do what you gotta do to win your battles, huh?
Your attitude didn’t really work on Fantana, though. And hey… It won’t work on me either. I have big plans for the AWE, Bindy. I can finally see what’s bringing chaos to our company and, honestly? There’s only one person capable of fixing the mess…
… Me, that’s who!”
Black screen.