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Post by Hubert Smalls on Feb 13, 2017 22:23:21 GMT -5
An old e-pal of mine sent me a Facebook message reminding me that eight years ago, we co-wrote a segment where our tag-team (the Kings of Pop) dressed as a pilgrim and a turkey and cut a trap-style rap promo that ultimately ended in the guy dressed as a turkey shitting out the belts as a climax.
This was also followed by our parody of a wrestler who wasn't even in our fed who was notorious for using firing gun gifs instead of line breaks in his RPs. We tried to use a printout of a gun gif as a weapon in one of our matches, and also incorporated a troupe known as the "Jimmy Bonafide Dancers" in our entrance. Meanwhile, the handler of this character had no idea that he was ironically over as hell in our fed.
So, what are some of y'alls finer moments? I figure there's gotta be some here considering most people here are funny as all get out.
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Post by Bindy Trent on Feb 14, 2017 4:22:07 GMT -5
Uuuuggh, this is a hard one. Not because I haven't done plenty of crappy things, but because thankfully my brain has purged most of them to save me from embarrassment. I'll try and recall what I can. I started efedding when I was young, like back in the day of email feds, and I was RPing Jacqueline in the WWF at the time. A lot of stuff just comes from the stupidity of being a youngin' really. At one point I was facing an opponent who's pic base was the adult model Chelsea Charms, who are if you are unfamiliar with has tits the size of a yeti cooler (see what I did there?). In my RP one of her implants busted and the world was flooding and my character was helping people to safety via life rafts or something. Other than that, uh, just a lot of poorly thought out characters. The punk stoner who was 'totes cool' just because I said and thought they were. A German character I did way too little research on things German for and tried to phonetically type out an accent which ... went as well as it sounds. Oh, and lots of pairings of young female characters with suspiciously older male ones, which I've come to acknowledge and accept through that that's just something I must be all about. Also, probably some awful period in middle/high school when Family Guy was becoming popular when all my promos and titles for them were nonsensical randomness because I thought random = funny. If I can think of any more exact examples I'll be sure to share them, but as for now all I can think of is that I did a lot of "worst" things efedding that it's hard to remember any shining example of my awfulness.
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Post by Austin Gale on Feb 14, 2017 6:59:32 GMT -5
Back when Wolfe was slightly more insane than he is now, I wrote and rp about him cuddling a guy's leg, sniffing him and then playing dead because of the smell. He's also used vents to escape women, since he's afraid of them, and fell through the ceiling because comedy. Now he just plays with puppets which is totally normal, right?
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Post by Hubert Smalls on Feb 14, 2017 9:43:06 GMT -5
Uuuuggh, this is a hard one. Not because I haven't done plenty of crappy things, but because thankfully my brain has purged most of them to save me from embarrassment. I'll try and recall what I can. I started efedding when I was young, like back in the day of email feds, and I was RPing Jacqueline in the WWF at the time. A lot of stuff just comes from the stupidity of being a youngin' really. At one point I was facing an opponent who's pic base was the adult model Chelsea Charms, who are if you are unfamiliar with has tits the size of a yeti cooler (see what I did there?). In my RP one of her implants busted and the world was flooding and my character was helping people to safety via life rafts or something. Other than that, uh, just a lot of poorly thought out characters. The punk stoner who was 'totes cool' just because I said and thought they were. A German character I did way too little research on things German for and tried to phonetically type out an accent which ... went as well as it sounds. Oh, and lots of pairings of young female characters with suspiciously older male ones, which I've come to acknowledge and accept through that that's just something I must be all about. Also, probably some awful period in middle/high school when Family Guy was becoming popular when all my promos and titles for them were nonsensical randomness because I thought random = funny. If I can think of any more exact examples I'll be sure to share them, but as for now all I can think of is that I did a lot of "worst" things efedding that it's hard to remember any shining example of my awfulness. I legitimately laughed out loud at the breast implant explosion and the chaos that ensued. I hope that won a championship because that concept sure as hell deserves it. Also, please tell me the German character came out to Rammstein or something blatantly "American writing for a German" esque...
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Post by Hubert Smalls on Feb 14, 2017 9:43:52 GMT -5
He's also used vents to escape women, since he's afraid of them, and fell through the ceiling because comedy. This would never not be funny. Especially as a recurring gag.
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Post by Staff on Feb 14, 2017 11:31:40 GMT -5
Wrote a wicked role-play once where I spent that 30 minutes to an hour doing the HTML coding. You know that hour. Well, I must've forgot to close the tags or something, so when anyone tried to read this role-play it came out an unintelligible mess. Many members messaged me asking what it was supposed to be, etc.
Well, the next role-play, my character had a battle with HTML. The Letters H. T. M. L. Came out on top, too.
I tend to think most of my Francis whimsies have turned out pretty funny, though. The French Mime Assassins had a match against Wolfe and Mikael back in PAW for the Tag Titles so pre-show segments involved Francis and the mimes attempting to attack their opponents backstage and prevent them from making it to the match only to discover that, consistently, they attacked the wrong people causing crippling damage and devastation.
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Post by Ben-Stev on Feb 14, 2017 12:51:48 GMT -5
Hahah yes, I remember that segment. Still one of the funniest I've ever read.
I once wrote an RP where another char of mine pooped in the middle of the ring on live TV. That same char also stabbed a member of the commentary team and also cut a promo pointing at a cow anus. Lol what a mess -- sorry for the imagery.
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Post by Austin Gale on Feb 16, 2017 6:34:17 GMT -5
Hahah yes, I remember that segment. Still one of the funniest I've ever read. I once wrote an RP where another char of mine pooped in the middle of the ring on live TV. That same char also stabbed a member of the commentary team and also cut a promo pointing at a cow anus. Lol what a mess -- sorry for the imagery. This is a summary of Benny in BFW.
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Post by Aaron Pace™ on Feb 16, 2017 9:16:35 GMT -5
Literally never done anything bad... totally.
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Post by Bindy Trent on Feb 16, 2017 17:26:10 GMT -5
Literally never done anything bad... totally. Pretty sure one of his characters got beaten up by a bunch of opponents who crawled out of an igloo in the middle of an arena in Arizona that he failed to find suspicious. Don't listen to his lies.
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