Post by tommystone on Feb 20, 2017 16:25:14 GMT -5
The scene opens to Tommy Stone standing on the street outside the arena, beside him is a rough looking homeless person. The years of being without a roof are caked on the man, who seems interested in eating the microphone in Tommy's hand. The homeless man reaches out for the microphone, only for Tommy to snatch it away from the plague ridden mouth of the man. The cameraman coughs to let Tommy know that they're rolling, Tommy clears his throat and tries to direct the homeless man's attention to the camera.
Hello Alpha Empire Wrestling fans, it seems like I just can't have a normal match here can I? First we have the shotty calls made by the clearly handicapped referees, and now we have... Akragth of all people interfering. I'm sorry I seem to be having a flashback because I've sworn something like this has happened before... I've been told that I'm obsessed with the past, but Jesus Christ does it seem to like repeating itself. Zack and I were having such a nice match, a friendly competition between two superior athletes and for some reason I have some musclebound jackass breaking it up. A true travesty if I've ever seen one.
Tommy snaps his fingers to keep the homeless man from passing out, Tommy reaches in his pocket and gives the man a piece of candy, gotta keep the sugar levels high.
As I've said it's all about the #Struggle, and clearly this man is someone who knows a little something about a struggle. I don't really know what homeless people do to be honest, in my home town we paid the homeless to leave to help keep the tourism rating up, but after a little bit of persuasion and a little bit of food this man has agreed to talk with me a little bit about the struggle. Now what's your name?
Tommy holds the microphone to the man's face, only for him to try and eat it.
Your name good sir.
He tried to eat the microphone again, causing Tommy to pop him on the head with it.
No, not food, this is a talking device. Now what is your name?
The man motions for another piece of candy, slightly annoyed, Tommy gives him another piece of candy to try and get the man to talk.
Zishulioon said you'd bring food.
Excuse me?
The lizard lord of all told me that you'd bring me the divine blessing.
That's a 50 cent piece of pocket candy.
Zishulioon also said you'd bring a magic device that would let his teachings be heard around the world.
What in the fuck are you talking about?
Tommy takes a cautious step back, as the homeless man looks at him in wonder. It was becoming evident why this particular homeless man was separated from the rest of the pack, clearly not from his own choice. Tommy shoots a look to the camera before deciding to venture forth with the mock interview.
My good sir, I'm here to talk about the struggle sweeping the nation, the #Struggle of Tommy Stone! Surely you've heard of it, it's been all over social media, I'm pretty sure it's got a Facebook page.
The lizard lord states that the pact can only be completed with the blood of the innocent.
You're right the blood of the innocent has been shed... I'm pretty sure I got a light scratch after that assault by Akragth last week...
No... Zishulioon demands the blood of the streets.
I don't think I wanna continue this interview.
The homeless man puts his hands on Tommy shoulder to stop him from leaving, Tommy pushes him over and high tails down the street. The camera goes fuzzy for a moment and cuts back in to Tommy trying to catch his breath a safe distance away from the homeless guy.
Do you think we should tell someone about him?
The camera goes fuzzy again, but comes back into focus after Tommy and the cameraman had safely found new ground to finish their interview. Tommy had replaced the shirt he was wearing, and was presumably burning the old one in the trashcan next to him, as black smoke rose from the trash can.
Like that guy said, even he knew about the #Struggle. And this week it will be no different, because this week I got not one, but two opponents! Not only do I have to try and wrestle the man, the myth, the legend Zack Fantana again, but I gotta fight Akragth again. The betting money says the two of them might be on the same team... but that ain't nothing but a normal Tuesday for Tommy Stone! Gotta take on two former heavyweight champions in a triple threat? I can do that shit with my eyes closed! But I will say one thing, I'm kinda uncomfortable with the amount of people in this match with ties to the magic man...
Tommy seems to zone out a bit.
But he's dead and gone now, so it's not like I gotta worry, still a very odd coincidence. But lets see if I can actually finish a match this time without more people trying to keep the white man down! The #Struggle continues tonight people! Come watch as I beat the shit out of someone who wasn't smart enough to stay out of Florida's Finest business...
With that Tommy shakes his head and walks off screen, the trash fire starting to get slightly large. The camera fades to black as a passerby calls for someone to put out the trash fire that Tommy had carelessly left burning.
Hello Alpha Empire Wrestling fans, it seems like I just can't have a normal match here can I? First we have the shotty calls made by the clearly handicapped referees, and now we have... Akragth of all people interfering. I'm sorry I seem to be having a flashback because I've sworn something like this has happened before... I've been told that I'm obsessed with the past, but Jesus Christ does it seem to like repeating itself. Zack and I were having such a nice match, a friendly competition between two superior athletes and for some reason I have some musclebound jackass breaking it up. A true travesty if I've ever seen one.
Tommy snaps his fingers to keep the homeless man from passing out, Tommy reaches in his pocket and gives the man a piece of candy, gotta keep the sugar levels high.
As I've said it's all about the #Struggle, and clearly this man is someone who knows a little something about a struggle. I don't really know what homeless people do to be honest, in my home town we paid the homeless to leave to help keep the tourism rating up, but after a little bit of persuasion and a little bit of food this man has agreed to talk with me a little bit about the struggle. Now what's your name?
Tommy holds the microphone to the man's face, only for him to try and eat it.
Your name good sir.
He tried to eat the microphone again, causing Tommy to pop him on the head with it.
No, not food, this is a talking device. Now what is your name?
The man motions for another piece of candy, slightly annoyed, Tommy gives him another piece of candy to try and get the man to talk.
Zishulioon said you'd bring food.
Excuse me?
The lizard lord of all told me that you'd bring me the divine blessing.
That's a 50 cent piece of pocket candy.
Zishulioon also said you'd bring a magic device that would let his teachings be heard around the world.
What in the fuck are you talking about?
Tommy takes a cautious step back, as the homeless man looks at him in wonder. It was becoming evident why this particular homeless man was separated from the rest of the pack, clearly not from his own choice. Tommy shoots a look to the camera before deciding to venture forth with the mock interview.
My good sir, I'm here to talk about the struggle sweeping the nation, the #Struggle of Tommy Stone! Surely you've heard of it, it's been all over social media, I'm pretty sure it's got a Facebook page.
The lizard lord states that the pact can only be completed with the blood of the innocent.
You're right the blood of the innocent has been shed... I'm pretty sure I got a light scratch after that assault by Akragth last week...
No... Zishulioon demands the blood of the streets.
I don't think I wanna continue this interview.
The homeless man puts his hands on Tommy shoulder to stop him from leaving, Tommy pushes him over and high tails down the street. The camera goes fuzzy for a moment and cuts back in to Tommy trying to catch his breath a safe distance away from the homeless guy.
Do you think we should tell someone about him?
The camera goes fuzzy again, but comes back into focus after Tommy and the cameraman had safely found new ground to finish their interview. Tommy had replaced the shirt he was wearing, and was presumably burning the old one in the trashcan next to him, as black smoke rose from the trash can.
Like that guy said, even he knew about the #Struggle. And this week it will be no different, because this week I got not one, but two opponents! Not only do I have to try and wrestle the man, the myth, the legend Zack Fantana again, but I gotta fight Akragth again. The betting money says the two of them might be on the same team... but that ain't nothing but a normal Tuesday for Tommy Stone! Gotta take on two former heavyweight champions in a triple threat? I can do that shit with my eyes closed! But I will say one thing, I'm kinda uncomfortable with the amount of people in this match with ties to the magic man...
Tommy seems to zone out a bit.
But he's dead and gone now, so it's not like I gotta worry, still a very odd coincidence. But lets see if I can actually finish a match this time without more people trying to keep the white man down! The #Struggle continues tonight people! Come watch as I beat the shit out of someone who wasn't smart enough to stay out of Florida's Finest business...
With that Tommy shakes his head and walks off screen, the trash fire starting to get slightly large. The camera fades to black as a passerby calls for someone to put out the trash fire that Tommy had carelessly left burning.