Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2017 0:17:36 GMT -5
If I were Austin Gale, there’d be this moment where I’d just give up. I’m not trying to rationalize suicide, because that’s up to him. I’m not saying that I’d take a loaded handgun and push it up against my temple and pull the trigger, but I’d definitely just give up. I’d look in the mirror at my oversized head and I’d think to myself, “Well, Austin, I think we’ve done everything we can do.”
The fact of the matter is that Austin Gale was never destined to make it very far in this profession of ours. He was inspired by many insipid pseudo-businessmen who never made the Forbes magazine list of “Richest Douche bags” and eventually fell off the face of the planet. What does Austin Gale offer up when he’s confronted by the inevitability that he doesn’t stand a chance in a match with Dare Clemmens and Bindy Trent? Get This: He talks about how he saved this imaginary company by doing the impossible and tripling a “billion dollar company” in “only three years.”
Quite the imagination on this guy.
I would love to see Austin Gale present his company and allow the viewer an opportunity to see how it works. I’d love for him to step up and share his business acumen with us. I think the entire fanbase of Alpha Wrestling deserves to see this guy put his money where his mouth is.
He won’t though, why?
He won’t because he doesn’t have anything to present and he doesn’t have an ounce of business acumen in his saliva, let alone his brain. No. He’d simply use misdirection and say something like, “I don’t have to tell you, because you’re beneath me.”
Sounds like someone I know who is a big fan of alternative facts.
This is where it gets political.
Imagine, for a moment, that the election has taken place. Dare Clemmens and Bindy Trent didn’t run for President, because we were busy with other things, but Austin Gale managed to “Trump” his opponent, Drew Stevenson, because no one could trust Drew.
Imagine that and just hang in here with me.
Austin Gale is now President of the United States because there was no one there to stop him when the time came. Here’s the kicker too, he didn’t actually win. In fact, he lost by nearly three million votes, but thanks to an outdated “Electoral College” he’s now the one sitting in the Oval office writing out executive orders. He’s in charge.
Having nightmares yet?
Would we be any better off with a man like Austin Gale, than we are with a man like Donald Trump? I’m going to say, surprisingly, no.
Donald Trump can walk out and rile up an audience. They might be frustrated and insignificant poor white people who will ultimately be hurt by Trump’s decisions, but still, he can rile them up. He uses fear and anger to get them up on their feet and shaking their hands. He uses them against themselves and he gets results.
Austin Gale, on the other hand, he couldn’t rally a room full of people even if it were on fire. Austin Gale is the ultimate defeatist. He defeats himself because he doesn’t try. The thing is, he doesn’t try, because he knows it’s pointless. No. All he could do is condescend to save himself from revealing how truly ignorant he is. He’d then pat his own ego, because there’s no one else who will. Ultimately, he’ll reveal the fact that he’s one of those poor dumb white people in the stands getting angry over the things Trump says.
He shouldn’t be standing in front of them.
Donald Trump has ruined lives. Look at it. Muslims, the LGBT community, the elderly dependent on Obamacare are all ripe for Alt-Right inspired destruction. ISIS now sees that they’re clearly in a Holy War with the United States which means many more soldiers must die on foreign soil. Donald Trump hasn’t done a lot, but man, he’s ruined lives.
The only life Austin Gale can ruin is his own. He doesn’t have the prowess to ruin anyone else’s. The best he can do in the “ruin anything” department is tweet at you and remind you how absolutely annoying and vapid he is. That’s all he’s got. In reality, the only life ruined is his own, because when the chips are down, he can’t step up and challenge himself to be better, he has to dumb down the gravity of the situation to suit his own ignorance. He taps out, gives up, and comes up with an excuse. He tells you that he’ll be in the Main Event because he brings the money in, when, in actuality, the only reason he’s in the Main Event is likely because management knows that Bindy and I don’t want to pin each other and would likely rather race to see who pins Austin Gale first.
Quote me.
Donald Trump also won something and in doing so, built a cabinet of like minded people to follow him into the worst Presidency in the history of our country. Meanwhile, Austin Gale hasn’t won anything, but a couple meaningless matches against forgettable people. Furthermore, he couldn’t get a cabinet of crack heads to follow him into a crack house.
This is how terrible Austin Gale is.
The only thing he truly has in common with Donald Trump is the facts that they both have giant heads, tiny hands, and both could really use a swift kick in the ass.
Pardon my language.
So, come to Adrenaline this Sunday America, and watch me, Dare Clemmens, take out a nation’s worth of frustration over Donald Trump, on Austin Gale.
END.