Post by tommystone on Mar 15, 2017 18:12:05 GMT -5
The scene opens to a winter wonderland, a park that's been caked with the white rain of winter. A cute couple walks by the camera holding hands and some sort of drink in their free hands, the lake is nearly frozen over by the out of place weather. Near the lake a light can be seen, what could it be? The camera fades into a shot closer to the light, it's a flaming trash can! One can only guess the metaphor portrayed in the image. Two homeless men start fighting near the trash can, with the mastermind behind the fight standing behind them coaxing them on. That mastermind is none other than Tommy Stone. Clad in his "#Struggle" gear, Tommy is seen holding up a sandwich in one hand, and a cup of coffee in the other.
You're never gonna get this sandwich that way boys, HIT HIM HARDER!
Blood flies through the air as the homeless men start really going at it, fists flying at each other as if their lives depend on it. Tommy stops focusing on them and looks at the camera instead, trying to keep the marvel of the fight in the shot while also getting himself into the shot.
You see this? This is the epicenter of humanity! This is what, at the end of the day, it comes down to. Man vs Man, trying to claw and scratch their way to the top all for a shot at glory, in this instance the glory is this half sub from some deli in the area... I'm gonna level with you, I ate the other half and didn't like it, but I decided to re-invest my economic investment into some entertainment. I'm a genius aren't I?
The jackass in front of the camera smile to himself, as the homeless men seem to be loosing steam.
I guess I'm just going to throw this away...
The two men pick it back up, as one tries to drown the other in the freezing lake.
These two guys put up a more interesting fight than my opponent this week, the human Shit-nado! I listened to his little "I don't think he respects me" interview he gave, and I'm not gonna lie I turned it off half way through, I almost fell asleep! God man show some personality! It's like a new Blink-182 song! I'm bored to fucked death! But there's something that I did notice before my mind went to another place, and it was that title you kept mentioning. The Lapp-athingie title belt... I'm gonna level with you again I can't pronounce the name of that thing. But can you really call that a title belt?
Flaming trash almost comes crashing down on Tommy as one of the men bump into by accident. Tommy catches the side of it with his knee and bumps it back straight.
Be careful you jackass! You almost got Shit-nado all over me! Getting back to it, that thing you keep mentioning, has it ever actually been defended? Has it ever been defended against someone who's stood at the top? Can I take the belt when I beat you? These are all questions that ping around my brain with no real answer. Florida's Finest could take that belt and turn it into something great! Or... I could just aim for that Resistance Champion... Seems easy enough. If I beat the number one contender, does Florida's Finest jump the rankings? Just think about it, Tommy Stone back on top of the mountain! The merchandise we can sell from it, it'd be the ultimate tale of redemption! After that failure in the last place...
Tommy's habit of spacing off in the middle of a thought hits him hard, almost as hard as the homeless guys were beating the shit out of each other in the background. Tommy takes a sip of coffee as snow begins to fall around him.
Coming from the swamps of Florida, this white powder is almost foreign to me. Is it time for Tommy Stone to rise back up to the top of the ladder? Or is this going to be another flop? No. There is no maybe, I will defeat Tornado Desencandenado and start my way back up the top, no matter how many handicap matches they wanna put me in, no matter how many people they feel they need to throw against Tommy Stone, I will claw and pick my way back up to the top! Like that itch that wont go away, Tornado, you'd better be ready.
One of the homeless men come out on top of the other, he motions for the sandwich from Tommy. Tommy chucks the sandwich straight into the lake! The homeless man looks to be going into a rage, as the cold snow hits him in the face. WACK! As he turns around Tommy drops him with his coffee mug, causing it to shatter into a cloud of dust and shatter hopes. The remaining coffee in the cup went all over the homeless man, glazing the man and the snow around him with a light caramel tint.
See this Tornado? This is a taste of what could happen, it's a shame such a young upstart got put against Florida's Finest.
Tommy looks down at the homeless man, or well, the coffee around the homeless man. He grows a look of mourning, and scoops up a piece of the snow, before balling it up and dropping it on the homeless man.
Such a waste.
With that, Tommy takes out a T-shirt from his coat, and drop it on the man. "#stu-" is seen on the crumpled up mess. Tommy exits from camera view as the scene begins to fade to black, the two homeless men not moving, as snow began to coat them. The camera points up to the sky and finally fades to black.
You're never gonna get this sandwich that way boys, HIT HIM HARDER!
Blood flies through the air as the homeless men start really going at it, fists flying at each other as if their lives depend on it. Tommy stops focusing on them and looks at the camera instead, trying to keep the marvel of the fight in the shot while also getting himself into the shot.
You see this? This is the epicenter of humanity! This is what, at the end of the day, it comes down to. Man vs Man, trying to claw and scratch their way to the top all for a shot at glory, in this instance the glory is this half sub from some deli in the area... I'm gonna level with you, I ate the other half and didn't like it, but I decided to re-invest my economic investment into some entertainment. I'm a genius aren't I?
The jackass in front of the camera smile to himself, as the homeless men seem to be loosing steam.
I guess I'm just going to throw this away...
The two men pick it back up, as one tries to drown the other in the freezing lake.
These two guys put up a more interesting fight than my opponent this week, the human Shit-nado! I listened to his little "I don't think he respects me" interview he gave, and I'm not gonna lie I turned it off half way through, I almost fell asleep! God man show some personality! It's like a new Blink-182 song! I'm bored to fucked death! But there's something that I did notice before my mind went to another place, and it was that title you kept mentioning. The Lapp-athingie title belt... I'm gonna level with you again I can't pronounce the name of that thing. But can you really call that a title belt?
Flaming trash almost comes crashing down on Tommy as one of the men bump into by accident. Tommy catches the side of it with his knee and bumps it back straight.
Be careful you jackass! You almost got Shit-nado all over me! Getting back to it, that thing you keep mentioning, has it ever actually been defended? Has it ever been defended against someone who's stood at the top? Can I take the belt when I beat you? These are all questions that ping around my brain with no real answer. Florida's Finest could take that belt and turn it into something great! Or... I could just aim for that Resistance Champion... Seems easy enough. If I beat the number one contender, does Florida's Finest jump the rankings? Just think about it, Tommy Stone back on top of the mountain! The merchandise we can sell from it, it'd be the ultimate tale of redemption! After that failure in the last place...
Tommy's habit of spacing off in the middle of a thought hits him hard, almost as hard as the homeless guys were beating the shit out of each other in the background. Tommy takes a sip of coffee as snow begins to fall around him.
Coming from the swamps of Florida, this white powder is almost foreign to me. Is it time for Tommy Stone to rise back up to the top of the ladder? Or is this going to be another flop? No. There is no maybe, I will defeat Tornado Desencandenado and start my way back up the top, no matter how many handicap matches they wanna put me in, no matter how many people they feel they need to throw against Tommy Stone, I will claw and pick my way back up to the top! Like that itch that wont go away, Tornado, you'd better be ready.
One of the homeless men come out on top of the other, he motions for the sandwich from Tommy. Tommy chucks the sandwich straight into the lake! The homeless man looks to be going into a rage, as the cold snow hits him in the face. WACK! As he turns around Tommy drops him with his coffee mug, causing it to shatter into a cloud of dust and shatter hopes. The remaining coffee in the cup went all over the homeless man, glazing the man and the snow around him with a light caramel tint.
See this Tornado? This is a taste of what could happen, it's a shame such a young upstart got put against Florida's Finest.
Tommy looks down at the homeless man, or well, the coffee around the homeless man. He grows a look of mourning, and scoops up a piece of the snow, before balling it up and dropping it on the homeless man.
Such a waste.
With that, Tommy takes out a T-shirt from his coat, and drop it on the man. "#stu-" is seen on the crumpled up mess. Tommy exits from camera view as the scene begins to fade to black, the two homeless men not moving, as snow began to coat them. The camera points up to the sky and finally fades to black.