Post by Amis FN Shelton on Nov 13, 2016 17:53:17 GMT -5
The camera cuts to the interior of a 2016 Chevrolet Camaro Coupe. The camera is in the back seat whilst the passenger seat is occupied by a suitcase. The driver? None other than international wrestling superstar Amis Shelton. Amis drives into the parking lot of the 2300 Arena, parking his car into an empty spot. After securing it, he wheels his suitcase as he casually strolls towards the arena. He is met by a visibly concerned AWE worker who holds his arms out.
AWE Worker: "Amis, you're late.. You were supposed to be here over an hour ago.."
Amis FN Shelton: "Really? Well that's a shame.. Amis arrives when Amis wants to arrive."
Amis doesn't even give the worker a second glance as he enters the building. Amis can feel the multiple pairs of eyes being laid on him as he captures the attention of the AWE staff members just by walking by. This makes Amis smirk and pause for a moment.
Amis FN Shelton: "Yes, that's right. The man that's about to double your paychecks and send your kids to college has just arrived! Now which one of you starstruck monkeys is going to show me where my locker room is?"
Before anyone could volunteer, Amis had already handpicked a staff member to guide him through the AWE unknown. The piece of paper that the staff member was holding has been reluctantly passed to Amis who reads it carefully. The contents of the paper reveal the match card for the Massacre show and the subsequent running order. Finding himself in the main event, Amis smirks once more before disposing the paper into the waste bin, much to the dismay of the worker. Amis playfully pats the worker on the shoulder.
Amis FN Shelton: "Ahh you know what, Julio? I can't say that I'm surprised. The AWE made a big deal about signing me on Twitter, you saw that right? Of course you did! Everyone has Twitter these days.. So it's no surprise to me that not only have they put me in the main event tonight, but also in the Battle Royale for the Resilience Championship!"
Given the uncomfortable state of the worker, it's safe to assume that his name probably isn't Julio.. But he knows better than to interrupt the Real Fuckin' Deal when he's talking so he just plays along with it as he continues to lead him through the corridors towards the locker room area.
Amis FN Shelton: "Now I know what what you're thinking, Fred.. 'Why is someone as good as Amis Shelton gunning for the Resilience Championship? Surely someone of his calibre could easily stake his claim at the vacant Paramount Championship!' Well I'm glad you asked! You see I could have gone straight into the Paramount division, win the title and call it a day. But that would be boring and it would suck. I'm aiming to build this roster and stick around for as long as possible, so why not just start from the bottom and take everything on the way? Sounds like a solid plan to me and I'm glad I thought of it!"
The staff member remains quiet and nods his head in acknowledgement. They continue down the corridors. Oh and his name isn't Fred either.
Amis FN Shelton: "That way, when people think of the Alpha Wrestling Empire, they immediately think of Amis Fucking Shelton and to be honest, they probably already do. I'm quite the draw you know.. Oh who am I kidding? Of course you know! Look at you, Charlie. You're just glowing with excitement over there. You're probably thinking of calling up your wife right now aren't you? 'Oh baby, bust out the stockings and the expensive wine tonight! Amis Shelton is here in the AWE and he's going to make us rich!' Tell me I'm wrong.."
AWE Staff Member: "Actually I'm no--"
The staff member holds up his left hand to indicate that he isn't married.. But Amis cuts him off anyway, not paying attention to the hand at all.
Amis FN Shelton: "Exactly, Bob and you're welcome! I'm glad that I get to help the less fortunate like you and the majority of the locker room by just simply being here. I mean let's face it. You'd all be pretty fucked if I didn't decide to show up. I mean the first Massacre show was 'ok' for what you guys had available.. But it's nothing compared to the heights that Amis Shelton will take you and the rest of the AWE. We'll be moving from the small and disgusting venues like this one, to Madison Square Garden in the next year. Guaranteed."
Amis Shelton nudges the worker in the back. He still hasn't gotten his name correct, yet. But the thought of going from the 2300 Arena to Madison Square Garden in under a year did intrigue the worker.
Amis FN Shelton: "You see, Alejandro, people like me are once in a generation.. No.. Once in a lifetime! You would be surprised at the amount of people that close their eyes at night and wish that they could be as talented and as influential as Amis Shelton. Hell, I'd want to be Amis Shelton if I wasn't Amis Shelton, but I am and--"
Amis is interrupted by the sounds of his cell phone ringing. He reaches into his pocket and answers the call.
Amis FN Shelton: "Hello?.. Hi.. Yep.. Oh? Press conference?... 20 minutes ago? Right.. I guess I could swing by, yeah.. Alright I'll make my way over. Ciao."
Amis puts the phone away and hands the worker his suitcase.
Amis FN Shelton: "Hey, Kevin.. Put this in my locker room will you?"
Amis turns to the opposite direction and leaves the worker in a surprised state.
AWE Staff Member: "My name is Sam.."
The camera fades to black.
AWE Worker: "Amis, you're late.. You were supposed to be here over an hour ago.."
Amis FN Shelton: "Really? Well that's a shame.. Amis arrives when Amis wants to arrive."
Amis doesn't even give the worker a second glance as he enters the building. Amis can feel the multiple pairs of eyes being laid on him as he captures the attention of the AWE staff members just by walking by. This makes Amis smirk and pause for a moment.
Amis FN Shelton: "Yes, that's right. The man that's about to double your paychecks and send your kids to college has just arrived! Now which one of you starstruck monkeys is going to show me where my locker room is?"
Before anyone could volunteer, Amis had already handpicked a staff member to guide him through the AWE unknown. The piece of paper that the staff member was holding has been reluctantly passed to Amis who reads it carefully. The contents of the paper reveal the match card for the Massacre show and the subsequent running order. Finding himself in the main event, Amis smirks once more before disposing the paper into the waste bin, much to the dismay of the worker. Amis playfully pats the worker on the shoulder.
Amis FN Shelton: "Ahh you know what, Julio? I can't say that I'm surprised. The AWE made a big deal about signing me on Twitter, you saw that right? Of course you did! Everyone has Twitter these days.. So it's no surprise to me that not only have they put me in the main event tonight, but also in the Battle Royale for the Resilience Championship!"
Given the uncomfortable state of the worker, it's safe to assume that his name probably isn't Julio.. But he knows better than to interrupt the Real Fuckin' Deal when he's talking so he just plays along with it as he continues to lead him through the corridors towards the locker room area.
Amis FN Shelton: "Now I know what what you're thinking, Fred.. 'Why is someone as good as Amis Shelton gunning for the Resilience Championship? Surely someone of his calibre could easily stake his claim at the vacant Paramount Championship!' Well I'm glad you asked! You see I could have gone straight into the Paramount division, win the title and call it a day. But that would be boring and it would suck. I'm aiming to build this roster and stick around for as long as possible, so why not just start from the bottom and take everything on the way? Sounds like a solid plan to me and I'm glad I thought of it!"
The staff member remains quiet and nods his head in acknowledgement. They continue down the corridors. Oh and his name isn't Fred either.
Amis FN Shelton: "That way, when people think of the Alpha Wrestling Empire, they immediately think of Amis Fucking Shelton and to be honest, they probably already do. I'm quite the draw you know.. Oh who am I kidding? Of course you know! Look at you, Charlie. You're just glowing with excitement over there. You're probably thinking of calling up your wife right now aren't you? 'Oh baby, bust out the stockings and the expensive wine tonight! Amis Shelton is here in the AWE and he's going to make us rich!' Tell me I'm wrong.."
AWE Staff Member: "Actually I'm no--"
The staff member holds up his left hand to indicate that he isn't married.. But Amis cuts him off anyway, not paying attention to the hand at all.
Amis FN Shelton: "Exactly, Bob and you're welcome! I'm glad that I get to help the less fortunate like you and the majority of the locker room by just simply being here. I mean let's face it. You'd all be pretty fucked if I didn't decide to show up. I mean the first Massacre show was 'ok' for what you guys had available.. But it's nothing compared to the heights that Amis Shelton will take you and the rest of the AWE. We'll be moving from the small and disgusting venues like this one, to Madison Square Garden in the next year. Guaranteed."
Amis Shelton nudges the worker in the back. He still hasn't gotten his name correct, yet. But the thought of going from the 2300 Arena to Madison Square Garden in under a year did intrigue the worker.
Amis FN Shelton: "You see, Alejandro, people like me are once in a generation.. No.. Once in a lifetime! You would be surprised at the amount of people that close their eyes at night and wish that they could be as talented and as influential as Amis Shelton. Hell, I'd want to be Amis Shelton if I wasn't Amis Shelton, but I am and--"
Amis is interrupted by the sounds of his cell phone ringing. He reaches into his pocket and answers the call.
Amis FN Shelton: "Hello?.. Hi.. Yep.. Oh? Press conference?... 20 minutes ago? Right.. I guess I could swing by, yeah.. Alright I'll make my way over. Ciao."
Amis puts the phone away and hands the worker his suitcase.
Amis FN Shelton: "Hey, Kevin.. Put this in my locker room will you?"
Amis turns to the opposite direction and leaves the worker in a surprised state.
AWE Staff Member: "My name is Sam.."
The camera fades to black.